Cupid Stunt

Here's a picture of stars in daylight, oh no hang on it was past 10pm, the Moon was out and I took a 4 minute long exposure to get this you twat You can tell it's a night time shot for two reasons: 1. The lights are on in the cottage at Pwll du over on the far right of the image 2. There's fucking stars in it you moron

Fucking retard is posting stuff he knows isn't true That's Yosemite and the ground is illuminated by the Moon, you can see it's a long exposure not only because the Milky way arm is visible but by the motion blur on the guys hat Here's the text from the original photo.... "THE MILKY WAY OVER GLACIER POINT, YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK The Milky Way from Glacier Point in Yosemite National Park. Moonlight still illuminates Half Dome and the high Sierras beyond. While the colors of the Milky Way are only visible in long exposure photographs, most of the detail is visible to the naked eye if you take the time to look" Here's a link to the original article https://www.planetary.org/space-images/the-milky-way-over-glacier How ironic of you to lie and then use an image from an article which actually debunks your own bollocks

What sick fucker puts fish in a kettle anyway?

Moron alert! Set a camera's exposure for the Earth reflecting the Sun's light and all the stars will "vanish" as the exposure is not sufficient to show them. Set the exposure so the stars are visible and the planet and satellite would be completely blown out white., and it's not just a camera that does this, the automatic exposure for you own eyes does this too, stare at the Sun and see how many other stars you can see?, extreme example but let's try a bright full Moon or near full, see how many stars you can spot anywhere near the Moon, they are there but your eyes have adjusted to reduce the amount of light coming in. Oh and as for shots from the Moon not showing stars, it's fucking daytime on the Moon, how many stars can you see from the Earth during daytime? I know this all too well from my astrophotography That's enough of me trying to tell a muppet that he's a muppet, it's like telling a pig that it stinks, it doesn't understand and it doesn't care either.

Actually there's plenty videos showing these retards trying to disprove that Earth is spherical and each time they manage to prove themselves wrong, a recent one tried to do it properly by using a laser and two pieces of material with a single hole in placed very far apart, guess what, yeah they inadvertently showed the Earths surface was curved.

Oh please don't tell me we have a "flat Earther" here FFS, there's no telling them despite every single test they've tried to do getting completely debunked. Come on, if fuckwits were going to make up space travel stories surely they'd have made it good by saying we went to Saturn or Jupiter nit just a dumb hunk of rock so close to us.

Scots in a lift with Alexa

No I was trying to use th Google voice assistant so obviously I never got there

I might steal some of those and given them to the vowel starved people of Cwmffrwd

Who say's Wales lost all it's vowels in a gambling game

Happens every time someone creates a thread about calculating the hypotenuse it ends up being about Pedro wanking off over men.

I think he has a lady friend on fuckbook, go Tym go

Where's he gone then?

It's simple Bob, with that formula you can calculate how long a wooden leg needs to be to sit on comfortably whilst stuck up your arse 4 inches and leant at an angle of 70 degrees

Taken me forever to figure out a simple hypotenuse calculator, yeay yeah I know Pythagoras theorum but on surveys I'm not able to measure the upright length just the width from the ground and the angle in degrees of the roof by placing my digital spirit level on a rafter My first spreadsheet formula was flawed and I was buggered if I could figure out the issue hypotenuse = width/cos(angle), eventually I realised that spreadsheets need radians not angles in degrees, then it hit me after and hour or two of playing with the functions "DEGREES" and "COS" etc that maybe there's a RADIANS function, and there is, formula is now hypotenuse = Width/COS(RADIANS(angle)) et viola, it works Now to scrub all the chalk markings off the living room wall before the Mrs see's them

Pete meant that the Himalayan couldn't compete in BOTY

Why the fuck would she jump horses, aren't the horses supposed to do the jumping

Iechyd da Yes, that how it's spelled that phrase the every non Welsh speaker say's as "Yakyda" I watched every episode of Bill and Ben back to back six times to learn Welsh, dioch yn fawr

Yes Pete, only posted it for those non Brits, to have a laugh thinking of them trying to pronounce it

...Gwyddgrug

Well, that was just fucking stupid Drove up the Black Mountain to get some scenery shots, it was full of wankers everywhere blocking the roads so they could play in the snow, soooo I had an idea. "I know" I though to myself, "I'll head up Betws Mountain, that won't be busy", I know a short cut through route I used to take on the dirt bikes when I came off Rhiwfawr and headede up Baran Mountain. so off I set, I very quickly realised it may not have been the best idea I ever had, especially in my Shitroen C3, asx the first obstacle I remembered I always encountered on route was a sheet of ice across that always forms when it's cold, sod that though I know it well enough to get a sensible speed up and skaet over it, job done, this is a very trick and tight single track road with just enough room for one car and in places it has sheer drops one one side and ditches the other, but persist I did, please with myself at getting up some of the snow and ice covered inclines and round some of the 180 tight hill turns on single tracks, I was just 5 minutes from destination when I encountered a long steep hill so I got as much speed as I could muster trying my best to not let the wheels spin but alas half way up it just wouldn't grip any more, FUCK, I had come down similar sloaps to get where I was, I managed to very gingerly revers down the frozen slope and got to a point that was a tiny bit wider but not really enough to turn in, I managed it anyway by reversing the rear end as much as I could up a bank but then had to gather grit from the river in the small valley in front of the car placed the grit in front of my front wheels (its a front wheel drive POS), hit the accelerator so the front end slid round to the right rather than going off down the valley and into the river, whooo hoo, job down, continued back on the road I came down juft to find another hill too steep to ascend, FUCK again, nobody here no phone signal. I began to liitterally scrape the tarmac with a windscreen ice scraper and only had about 200m of it to clear LOL, fortunately before done some other cars got stuck too further down so we all chipped in and got one car up at a time, one of them had been further along the route all night (twat), eventually got home, frozen hands and not one fucking picture. Here's the route, have a ball and do a street view imagining it covered in frozen snow and ice GPS co-ords for start 51.761599, -3.880478 GPS co-ords for stuck point 51.765916, -3.927134

If I go to an Indian restaurant I'm in the curry house, does that mean if I go to a Chinese restaurant I'm in the dog house?

I'd call them wankers but I doubt they could get a stiffy

Everything is going to be absolutely OK, I know this because some woman in mid Wales at the rear end of nowhere has put a flag up to support you, all is good now.

Your's is @saul@bikers.social mine is @photo@toot.wales