Cupid Stunt

Over the past month, Special Services investigators, with assistance from the Canadian Police Technological Crimes Unit, examined graphic images and videos extracted from cellular devices seized during a previous drug-related investigation. The material depicted various sexual acts involving a Moose, investigations have lead to this artists sketch to help identification of the suspect.

May 25th 1975 at Brands Hatch, Barry Sheene vs Kenny Roberts I was there, rode there on the pillion seat of Billy Rickets Honda 400 4 and filmed it on an old Super 8 Cine Camera

Well, I spoke to my hospital doctor as I wanted to know how long this crap might go on for, she revealed that as well as the other things they discovered on my lungs that it was a very large clot that may take about 6 months to clear and that it had also caused a large area of my lung to collapse and it's gonna take a long time to reinflate, fekin news to me, sucks donkey dick that, well at least the ridiculous pain has now all gone, just left with minor pains and getting out of breath really fast Anyway, I plan on going out for a bimble on the scoot

True, I'm as vulgar as anyone can be but it must certainly put people off who don't understand that it's a sign of superior intelect

I voted for him

Have fun May have to go in myself, coughing jelly like blood now, still I migh just suck it up

He walked right into that one LOL

Time plus blood clot meds, injection in the stomache then tablets for a month or two Yeah, damned lucky, I wouldn't have survived, 3 times other doctors had me right there in front of them, clueless, incompetence It can take weeks or months but I'm definitely getting a tiny bit better each day now, the "Tourettes" is fading away LOL

Not my day today but my fortnight. Just over two weeks ago I decided it might be a good idea to get some excersise and get rid of my podgy belly, so I set about a plan... Day 1 2 x 10kg weights, pick up one in each had from the floor, carry them upstairs, place them down on the landing, pause for 5 secs, pick them up carry them back to the living room, repeat this 5 times, then pause for 5 minutes and repeat 5 times, so that was half a ton up and half a ton back down, it was strenuos mainly on my breathing. Day 1 done, day 2 the same, though part way through I start feeling a bit ill so I carry on but just do half as maybe I was pushing a little too hard. The next morning I wake up with my ribs on fire, every tiny muscle that controls my breathing was cramping up, the pain was mental and trying to relax muscles you don't normally control conciously was very difficult. Anyway, I went to the docs, she said it was an infection despite symptoms like not being able to straighten up not fitting the diagnosis, she gave me antibiotics, a few days later I had to go back as the pains was still mental, I hadn't ben able to lay down to sleep as tilting my upper body made the pain much worse and caused pain in my head too, the docs gave me some full strangth cocodamol, that took the edge off a tiny bit but not enough. Last day of my antibiotoics and things hadn't improved, went back to the doc who said there's no infection now, it'll be fine. 2 days later I think I might be able to sleep in my bed and lay down, nope, fucking nope, all the pain straight back to day 1 (it was lucky I did that) Next morning I ask for a cal back from the docs, I can't get there due to the pain, this time I got a doc who figured something wasn't right (fluke 2) so he sent me to A&E where the doctor just happened to have dealt with the same symptoms numerous times, she insisted that the radiographer does a cat scan as the radigropher thoughthere was no need, turns out the doc was right, when the radiographer phoned her she confirmed it was a clot in my lung as well as more infection Two weeks of ridiculous pain, damned lucky t still be here, no thanks to the incompetence of the first 3 doc visits Anyway, still in a shit load of pain but apparently it will improve over the next few days as the clot busting meds do their thing, they did want to keep me in but no beds in the hospital, typical NHS that Moral of the story, don't be a cunt, be a fatty, excersise is not good for you (OK maybe 1 ton a day for a 64 year old who hasn't kept fit for several years might have been a tad ott)

My farts sound like Honda I went to the doctors and told him, he asked what I normally drink, I told him Absynth He said that explains it, "Absynth make the fart go Honda"

I used to think "itchyfanny" was a Japanese motorcycle company back in the 70's

What sort of idiot puts a chain just on the rear wheel and not chained to anything else?

Wow, another inappropriate B.O.T.M. submission :)

Fuck off Ian, I never do anything on my bikes, when I had dirt bikes I'd scrape some mud off if I came over all "Pete-ish" oh and change my own tyres, apart from that I never kept them long enough to warrant an oil change Oh, I replaced the clutch in my Pegaso once

Bollocks am I, I take action shots, not posed pouty lips and high heels wearing a bikini, wanker

It's been going on for decades, way before twattok numbnuts

I'm not on twattok you wankstain They come over to FB, are you offended cos you wear lipstick and do pouty lip poses Oh and Pete did oil changes every fucking ride with his own tools Thing is riding a bike has become more a fashion/social media accessory now.

No longer are bikers tough greasers with dirt under their fingers nails and underwear that's been worn inside out and back to front before washing or taking a tool kit out on the road to do repairs at the roadside, oh no, now I'm not against lady riders who do all that too but someone let the TikTok ladies in by the thousands, now it's all about "kindred souls", finger nail paint, pouty lips, latte coffee, cream cakes, love and shit, it's a trend that I don't see ever reversing, the TikTok ladies have figured out that a lady biker is hot and get's shit loads of clicks, likes, follows, views etc and we are now all doomed, the "Yen" of yesteryear are gone. Pete will be turning in his grave God rest his soul

They wouldn't let buck join, no idea why

Off to Greece next week then somewhere as yet undecided later in the year

Choked up

Sounds like they've copied the XF Freewind engine

Internet porn has created an unrealistic expectation that a plumber might turn up on time

You know I love ya buck

So you was just posing by having a KTM 640 and joinging a dual sport forum then. Like those Panzerwagon riders with their Tesco boxes for shopping.