Slowlycatchymonkey

@XTreme I thought gopro has geo tagging on it? Though now I'm thinking you've said before its not a gopro?!

My boys have decided that normal people are boring and they like to come home for some fun (and free food obviously) so thats lovely. Picked one up this morning, the other will be down later

It’s no surprise to hear you like a disturbance

Nothing, its late n he's happy to see you but knackered

Look at those chunkalunkas (chubby legs) dont you wanna squeeze them? Apparently thats called "cute aggression"

You're all cute as fuck..

I was looking for something today and found a photo of me n mi bro from yesteryears school days. Got my child hands on a bottle of creme de menthe. We laughed our heads off n used sellotape to tape up our schnozzes n mouths to create joker grins Your turn, youthful pics of pleasure, pain or outright coolness.. or nerdiness.. its all cool.

Mini Cooper S was my dream car. Never got it. Was gifted far more powerful cars at the time but that was the car I really wanted.

Yer nicked n sold on sounds about right

Oh yer

Brilliant. I thought that was Jerry Lee Lewis. Freak or unique?

That could explain it

Weirdly I wrote earlier about a really beautiful amazonian woman I saw earlier today, I just didn't press post. She was f'in awesome, 6 foot 6" (at least) perfectly proportioned, tanned, athletic and unrealistically beautiful. As she stepped in front of where I headed I felt more and more sorry. Like a beauty in a sea of trolls with nowhere to withdraw without anyone gawping at her.

I wish! Born lucky or unlucky depending on your outlook

Before he retired he moved to a website called Netweather (which I loved) and continued to broadcast from his home until a couple of years ago. His disaster was everyones disaster and he was massively misinformed by the met office as was every other broadcaster of the time but somehow (being popular) he copped the full blame. He was much more reserved, extra conservative on his predictions after that and a grumpy, reluctant 'Netweather' was born. He broadcast from his study and gave you the worse possible outcome of any forecast. This meant if Micheal says the weathers good its definitely f'in good

Spent my whole life having my appearance commented on and totally appreciate the sheer boredom that can create. Good on 'er

Judging by the popularity of smaller Asian women in foreign climes I don't think he's lost out on a much. And a charmers a charmer! Height doesn't make any difference to that

This is true statistically and if you go to a meeting of the top tier of consultant and professors in a hospital all the men are (usually) over 6 foot. But this is because men are unconsciously influenced by animal dominance and the bigger the bugger the more likely they are to be picking a winner. The studies show it's nothing to do with ability.

Oh and bumping your head on low door frames, cramming your legs into small seating areas, craning your neck to look in bathroom mirrors and generally complaining about short people

It would Pete, you would have had to spend a large portion of your life listening to and answering "Ooo aren't you tall, how tall are you?"

I always laugh to myself when people think being tall is some sort of qualification. Other than reaching the top shelf its not much use and often a pain- usually in the back

Why are your bones so buggered at 51?