Slowlycatchymonkey

And a biro to respool the bastid things?!

Just applied for my new passport (left it stupid late n have to pay the £100 'express' fee ), not only will it no longer be maroon, no longer say "her majesty" but it will also be sporting a pic of me 10 years older looking like Angelica Houston on one of her wonkiest days cos I couldn't be arsed to change out of my overalls or brush my hair

Well the thoughts definitely taken my mind off things

One son home for ultra depressing funeral tomoz then me n Mr Slowly leave for Brighton tomoz for another very depressing funeral on monday.

Think I might go there one year.

Another great bass line. Better just listened to than watched. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKm-3SxBEZc

WHOOP WHOOP So happy for you. GO SOFIA GO SOFIA GO GO SOFIA

On a car I'd agree but a Harley can pull it off... have at it

Holy fuck it is national speed limit applies

I saw the back of the grey signs and laughed cos I imagined 'warning rabbits crossing' and 'national speed limit applies'

Food festival near where I live in October has revealed why zzzak is the way he his. He bakes 'brownies' for a living https://bakedbyzak.com

Is this a bike forum or Watership Down?

I only looked at the last few posts on this thread today and I knew I shouldnt have, Warning - I grew up with music bitches. Music Bitch the fast review - Roys Clarks Mesmerising Day The man makes up for his weak left hand with the speed of his wanking hand and some showmanship… NOOOOOO Cake - Burning a Religion. What a surprise, very good. Insightful jaded poetic swaging lyrics by people who could easily (and probably do) play other genres, their skills show. Best not eat their cake though. Tom Jones and Seasick Steve Dont want to like it but.. Seasick Steves old school good and Tom Jones regardless of his terrible reputation of a small pricked tightwad who drops his ‘friends’ like hot bricks still cannot be denied his good voice. Still wouldnt buy his stuff on principle. Love affair - Everlasting Love is “One of the best basslines ever” Not in this lifetime Good basslines, try - Bill Withers Lovely Day Nancy Sinatra These boots are made for Walking Red Hot Chilli Peppers Give it away now Lou Reed Walk On the Wild Side Queen Under Pressure (Dont like Queen but cant deny the quality bass). Rage against the Machine - Bullet in the Head or Take the Power Back Now they are good basslines. Choosing Rage against the Machine Take the Power Back as the bass winner cos even if its not your thing you can’t deny the bass players taste. Don’t worry I’ll go back to staying away from this thread

No-one calls an ambulance for anyone who’s that blissfully asleep, they just get them a pillow and if he’s a good fellow stop him choking on his own vomit Now I come to think about it, wtf is that phrase? “Choked on his on vomit” Like it needs to be that precise because so many people choke on someone else’s vomit? I think not

Ah and there our loon is.

It’s ok Pedro. It will happen, it’s just not the right time. Oh crikey your BMW didn’t develop brake problems and an oil leak did it?

Its possible I haven't checked the sat nav recently

I can only find information on when the supermarket petrol stations are closing tomorrow (closed and mostly reopening at 5pm). Shell company owned ones are closed from 10:30am to 1pm but the independently owned can please themselves (so will likely close and who knows whether a shell garage is independently owned or not?) and BP are saying nothing. Shouldn't really chance it cos I'm picking my brother up from the airport tomorrow but.. pah I don't want to go out today

THANKS

Must be Peon Maface.

Great pics. What are these books you n Bob have got then? They sound great.