Slowlycatchymonkey

You feckin’ wish. The Pyrenees were mind blowingly gorgeous and time consuming. Still riding, am in.. hang on have to look on google maps, that’s right- cock’n’coke. Or what some people call Peniscola. Not an amazing place, won’t be returning but on a more direct route to Salobreña now. I’ll be back to annoy the living daylights out of everyone very very soon.

I like dropping in here. The tightly drawn gender roles and well worn tropes offering comfort to an increasingly irrelevant section of society unable to adapt to a changing world taking comfort in the same sexist homophobic jokes that offer succour as if somehow it’s still edgy to dare to say it. It is indeed very funny, like having access to a living museum. There you go, that should keep you snowflakes going for a bit. Mind those collective blood pressures now those pipes aren’t as robust as they used to be Got some mobiking and sight seeing to do, what’s that? Pics?

Dunno ask someone who’s not on a ferry running away

Pah click bait bitch, not everyone’s got a shit life they need to run away from. Too much? Urr.. now now everyone’s entitled an opinion..no-ones right and no-one’s wrong. How’s that? Am I a mod now?

Was'na gonna post cos busy packing for the ferry but muso things are always distracting. Something that's looked for by muso's is wanting to go to the actual shop and see the person selling n try it out if they have it in stock. Even if it means traveling a cabillion miles cos that's how important instruments are to musicians. Which is why the address in the contact details is useful, even if it states you can't just drop in and need an an appt. Appearing only be online only blah blah blah. You know the rest.

Looks amazing, like theres no way you can fail to have fun!

You have to take into consideration that if you compete theres a chance you might win and like fuck do I want my bike on the front page of this shitshow

More tea?

YERP ginger can have that effect on normal folk

from what I remember my pops is certainly a bit orangutan downstairs but Mr Slowly harbours hints o ginger too

It’s a rare but strongly recurrent theme isn’t it Both of my boys have ‘hint of ginger’ feck knows where that comes from. The tinge of orange minge infects most of the crazy faces Honestly Pete I have no desire to see your sparse infected hairs again

Ginger abuse. My favourite form of legit abuse. Very soon it’ll be outlawed so let’s be total twats while it still has plausible deniability.

Absolutely wrong. Where do you think all those nasty infections are spread from?

An absolute delight.

Uhuh.

Prolly a personal thing but no they really aren’t. Mister and Mrs Blah Blah wittering away about noticing a doors painted green or they forgot something is boring a hell. Had one guy forcefully announcing the speed limit every digression!. PISS RIGHT OFF. Old fashioned shite (ie radio silence) is good stuff.

@busabeast you avoided a head on collision and serious injury. That’s pretty cool driving. Yes stopping completely puts the law in your hands but sometimes you have to do the best with wot u got. And you did. Nice moves. Glad your ok. Your boss can do one!

I’m pretty sure it’s fine to say bollocks on this forum. I’m also fairly sure it’s ok to offer a different perspective and offer explanations for the innocent well meaning but perhaps misguided observations of folk commenting on things they’ve not seen before. If you post negative things about someone’s homeland that appear incorrect to the people who actually live there you can expect a response. I wouldn’t dream of posting my negative observations about Portugal or Spain in any other form than a question because firstly I’d want to ask why and secondly it’s rude. Most here are too polite to offer a different perspective. I’m not. I love many things about the UK and so do most of the folk on this forum. The constant downing of anything related to this land wears very thin.

Mary Siever died yesterday. She was cool as f*ck and gave freely to other womany motorcyclists her whole life. This is a pic of her a few weeks ago released from hospital to a nursing home where she knew exactly what was about to happen. She totally rocks.

Hmm as ever a very tricky customer. I fully acknowledge that you have given time to produce a beautiful report and put a lot of gorgeous work into it. I think I even said so straight away. But you're not a three year old child unable to process other peoples opinion's on your commentary. And some of the things you've posted warrant further comment. I absolutely adored your understanding of the velvet grass, the free reigning animals and some of the British bits of design. No need to throw a wobbler. The Brits (are mainly) with you. Just maybe accept a little autocorrect.

Thing is I was forced to get rid of my beloved 21st birthday mini in rather awful circumstances (my mother in law decided I must sell it) to then only to have to look at it being rallied around the fields where I live by children with no feckin licence and treated like shit before they totally trashed it. Loved that car, haven't recovered from it's demise! Apparently now I need 15k for a half decent one?!! WTAF!!

I hope they didn't breed and cry for their mothers at he same time lol