Slowlycatchymonkey

so?

Urgh boomers.

On my first day at work

Twat

That's a pleasure. Take a few days do a different route. But you have a point, why would I want to do that when I could ride round my home in small circles visiting dilapidated buildings and festering animal carcasses?

ps that seat looks NAAAASTEE, wouldn't fancy many miles on that razor blade

Tis the vicious insurance thats puts me off Spanish bikes. The UK insurance price is generally about 2/3rds less and I don't have to try and haggle in a third language.

Yer tricky for the rockstar ride reporter to tolerate the can't be arsed factions but there you go, was busy with IRL, shit happens

Or is it time to up consumption and lose your inhibitions, just saying, there's a lot of homo chat on here

Too tall for my short arse self. I've been racking my brain trying to remember what the hell the little light bike was that @Sir Fallsalot recommended so I don't have to ask for a third time

Two weeks.. and bog off, no-one can follow your ride report, it's like being next on stage after a killer act to find you get booed off

ps the second one is cheaper than the first cos you don't have to buy a lot of stuff and have already taken the hit of losing a second income.

But you'll get yourself something else?

I knew I could rely on you

Yer thought you'd approve, that's Julie Cool Terrorist's bike. She spent the week before I arrived riding with Dai Jones cos she's thinking about doing the mini mondo.

I'm left wondering how you would know?

Jesus I'm not looking forward to returning on Saturday. The aircons on 24 degrees and I'm cold Oh it's alright, I've had a look and it's only a drop of 14 degrees compared to here

Yer but you could go the whole hog and resurrect that charming 80's style bike jacket you loved to death. I can see it now 'Time Travel Biker' a straight to Freeview B movie. A cult classic in the making. Yes I'm aware someone (probably Busabeast) will be changing the L in cult for an N

Yer I don't think Keiss is the best out there, it was just the cheapest well reviewed I knew about at the time. If I'd known how useful it was going to be I wouldn't have minded paying more. Having said that the Keiss stuff is still trucking along 6 years later.

Dont forget click and collect. It's a lot easier explaining away things they haven't seen Amazon same day delivery nearly killed me, all the stuff turning up on the same day, not a good look, might be better for the wider environment but its not better for the environment I have to live in when it looks like Santa's been early

It often seems to

Thought they might be. Topbox, engine guards and a rip off version of bark busters perchance?

I should probably get shot of mine before the new ones released. Who's gonna want 24.5 bhp when the new one far more usefully puts out just short of 40?!

You gotta nip that in the bud, monies will be needed for farkles!