Slowlycatchymonkey

Very sad. She possibly doesn't realise that is a sort term contract, even the weakest of people realise once the children have grown up their partner is not their cup of tea and they need to exit pronto.

DO IT DO IT DO IT Monkey bike on the front page. Course it'll make this place seem far more exotic than it really is

I couldn't handle it Pete. Don't get me wrong I'm prone to lazy days (which I love and always make up for) but people who get everyone else to do all their shit for them just because they don't want to does my head in.

Afraid not just don't look into how bacons made then, speaking of which I have two packets of sulphites for breakfast tomorrow

Unlikely Pedro, even if he skipped the crumb part which is what retains the juices in the burger the bacon will have been made with nitrites or sulphites or metabisulphites.

This is so sharp it looks 3D! I want it on BOTM, a Monkey and a bike on the front page what could be more descriptive of here?!

A course on what cos she flew through her free loader finals and graduated with honours

Not true though is it, here's the ingredients for 'Edwards' beef burgers Beef (75%), Gluten Free Breadcrumbs (Rice Flour, Gram Flour, Maize Starch, Salt, Dextrose), Water, Caramelised Red Onion Chutney (5%) (Red Onion, Dark Muscavado Sugar, Red Wine Vinegar (Sodium Metabisulphite), Sunflower Oil, Cinnamon, Clove), Seasoning (Rice Flour, Salt, Dried Onion (Sulphite), Potassium Chloride, Dextrose, Preservetive (Sodium Sulphite), Yeast Extract, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Dried Garlic, Natural Flavourings, Natural Colour (Carmine), Flavouring), Caramelised Red Onion (2%) (Red Onion, Dark Muscovado Sugar, Sunflower Oil), Rice Flour

Did she do anything before?

I used this, supposedly doesn't mess up the wicking, seems to do the trick. If your boots are not black they do a 'neutral' https://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorcycle_parts/content_prod/515146

Yep and then your lumbered with the hayburners and have to pay for two more and on n on it goes!

Wow they really look like new! TLDR be choosey over what you stick on your boots. In case you're yet to garner I'm a part time geek. So when my expensive boots started looking shoddy I looked up what to use. There's a balance to be struck between waterproofing and breathablilty. If you over waterproof your boots the gortex liner can be as breathable as you like it won't make any difference because the oils and wax added to the outer leather clog the leather pores comprehensively and you're looking at sweaty feet. Brands like Daytona sell waterproofing conditioners that also guarantee the boots breathability. Waxes, saddle soap and alike are good if you don't think you'll ever wear your boots in warm conditions and generally have cold feet. I'm happy to fork out for the specific boot products because I rarely clean my boots.. save a quick slosh about in a puddle Dirty boots are cool

No-one's ever gonna admit that.

Get @Sir Fallsalot to hot colour it for you.

Cheers, it was

This one Emulsified pork tube sandwich

Forgot to say Happy Sunday… HAPPY SUNDAY Had one of my favourite lazy Sunday lunches. No peeling potatoes, only one pan to wash and with the peppers, garlic n dusting of paprika makes it a feel a bit Spanishy too Washing it down with a crisp white wine also helps improve things a wee bit Before n after Mr Slowly first made this for me on Mother’s Day about 15 years ago, the brownie points went off the charts

In but not with a chance

Well I was considering taking a pic while I have the sunshine on my side but now I've seen this month's entries and know I stand no chance - you can do one

So it's nowhere near Swansea?

Ah yes have to confess haven't look at that thread yet.

Oh yeah right "Skewen" thats basically saying outer Swansea... unless you're from Swansea and that clearly leaves you scarred for life to the extent unless you're in the inner circle of hell then decades later you still "aren't from Swansea" Honestly Bonnie Tyler singing here is like Pavarotti raising from the dead to sing in a place no-one knows about

Middle pic 'From the cockpit'

Top pic BOTM