Slowlycatchymonkey

Dear Boy looks the sort that would.

Google says they love water, maybe he's just sensible?

Sounds great. Keep us updated, which thread was the house stuff on? I can't find it

Was wondering @Grasshopper is your new place furnished or are you going to have to go through all of those shenanigans?

But you were always weren't you, I mean thats what your wife told me

My Dad likes them but then he did try to convince me to try his new recipe - Chicken breast cooked with a thin smear of mustard and marmalade. I made the same face as that cat, he said trust me it's genius. Turns out I don't trust him

I thought you must have one of those thingys, I think it's called a gimbal?

It was a stand out even on vid so in real life it must be overwhelmingly good. Great place for your mum and you to share.

This one looks very uptight. Ultra neat scraped updo hair, immaculate matched clothing and a smile so pursed you're not sure if it's a smile or not. But like I say so long as she's good at her job thats fine. Fortunately she looked me up and down and decided she semi approved but I definitely won't be swearing in front of her, she has judgy written all over her.

Wow how do you film it all so smoothly? I think 10 mile lake and Boya lake were my favourites.

I didn't like the audiologist I saw, she was knowledgable and efficient but cold as ice. I'm hoping she's not my permanent one. Then again she is getting me new hearing aids I'll take proficiency over charm in medical matters anyday.

Better be good after this length cliffhanger.

Don't they know who you are?

Was it the fridge or freezer?

Spring rolls are good value, that do?

Ohhh soz, bit slow on the update, it's TOTY play Speaking of which wasn't @Marcel coming back in Dec with the punchline to a story that would land him the title?

Even if she was a he who cares, well apart from the usual screw ups

I suspect the typist auto dropped Michael in the text and he simply read it.

That if its not photoshop shading it could easily be a fat sanitary towel thats worked its way forward.

That is perfect.

So where did her kids who strongly resemble her come from? Sounds like when someone very skilfully photoshopped a bulge and bit of cock sticking slightly out of Lady Gaga's stage outfit. Was completely believable apart from the bit where it wasn't true

You been at it with the crayons again?

Why not, Bobs wife is an excellent cook, I'd like to see it!