If I ever make it over to the batcaves I’ll go to Russell’s the day before for BritshitSOS cos they do pies galore. Pukey pies, Greggs three or four types of steak n kidney and four different brands of mushy peas!
I’d suggest you get some premade pre rolled pastry and make a couple but apart from getting laughed from here to mumsnet I bet your one horse town doesn’t sell pre made pastry either
The last time we were in Spain for over 3 weeks the last week listening to Mr Slowly mentioning he was looking forward to a pasty
I don’t get the appeal?’
I also think they may have an unseen advantage. That maybe the muscle being compacted on a slightly shorter limb is useful.
Mind you when Clive Woodward took everyone including the props too far down to skinny athlete size it was interesting to how they faired against the shall we say chunkier props.
Went back the other way pretty quick after that.