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A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth & a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job, I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive. The guy, wide-eyed, said,"You're bullshittin' me???" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it.

Seems like yesterday, the memory has never faded on this one, @zzzak and his buddies will be in meltdown today, if he is still alive.

Too late Buck beat ya to it years ago

Spent the morning sorting Shadows bike. New JT chain and sprockets and front brake pads. Took longer cleaning everything than actually fitting the parts. Her response was thanks Dad can you lend me £120 to fix my phone. It never ends . Also noticed she has hit 18,000 miles in 2 years. She is talking about taking her A2 in November but we shall see.

Nipped out to do the rabbit meds run and the boy came with us. Only been riding since Thursdays CBT so was keeping a close eye on him. we all like a nice bin shot.

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Out mooching about on old faithful. Up Liskeard for a coffee at Checkered Flag, who are moving apparently, then a chemist run for my older daughter. Sometimes 50 miles solo is just what you need

Shit roads, blocked drains, pot holes, areas of the road surface just breaking up, metal inspection chamber covers 2 inches plus out of level with the road surface ( if there is one)… two big pot holes about 15 feet apart in our village been there for so long the white spray paint lines the highways chap paints around pot holes for repair had worn off, some helpful soul put a traffic cone in one of them, after 3-4 weeks of being hit and driven over the thing falls apart and another one gets put in the hole, 4 cones later someone spray painted petals around the hole with the cone and drew a stalk making it into a flower … Along comes the highways contractor and fills in the hole with the petals and ignores the other one the same size 15 feet away. After a few sarcastic comments online about council efficiency I got an email explaining that the one that got filled was considered dangerous so they filled it in. It was just as dangerous for the 4 months they ignored it as is the one next to it they have also been ignoring. Walking the dog today I saw the second one has now been converted into a flower. They just piss away the money we pay in taxes … Marcel, Canada isn’t the only place going to the dogs. I bet you don’t pay the equivalent of almost £2/litre for fuel

Same here.

In Mont- Jolie Quebec at the moment....waiting for Roland to catch up....slow boke..lol.

I had a young Swedish woman with a placard marching up and down outside my house every time I started the thing. The stand on the other side minimises the smoke cloud and eco protestors …

Leaving shortly for Moncton, got some parts to pickup at the dealer and...nice and sunny , but a little chilly at the moment 10c...riding season is almost at a close...few more weeks and that will be it for day rides...

You know I've been hearing lots of complaining about climate change..how hot it's getting in places...like Portugal ...back in 2003 it reached 48c ...no one was freaking out were they... I assure you I'm not conspiracy theorist...but I tend to take everything with a little grain of salt...let me explain this. I tend to be a little skeptical of papers being written by scientists funded by certain group of people trying to push a certain narrative..like windmills and electric everything...is climate change real ...yes...it's a completely natural process... Are we accelerating things to another ice age or are we proponning it....who knows...just saying there is way more variables at play...earth orbit, solar activity..let me ask you...everyone now beleives c02 is a poisonous gaz...what type of life thrives in high c02...plant life..resulting in a explosion of animal life..more plant life captures more c02 and the cycles continue...and buying millions of windmills from China wyll they burn millions of tons of coal making them...isn't really going to change things....lol....its complete madness....lol. Let's be clear the earth will not turn into Venus in 15 years...lol.

grandmother

It looks well, prob better than Mandis as she never cleans it and I can't be arsed. Possible on the repair kit, I'm tempted to leave it while it's ok. It had sat for a couple of months so baffled how it got some air.

Looking good for the age Saul. Mandis 2006 thou uses hydraulics for the clutch. We were going to go out last Saturday and as soon as she went to put it in gear said her clutch felt different. Outing cancelled and I had a little look to find if I clamped the pipe close to the slave cylinder the clutch lever was solid. Checked fluid level which was ok so undid the bleed nipple to get 1 bulb of air and all was well again. She took it to work Monday and said it was back to normal. Think a new slave is on the cards.

The cunt GIF isn't working...?

Been the same here for 30 years now,, Most popular boys name 3 years on the run Guess what it is.>>>> And it aint Fred.

When I mentioned smart and Dumb.... Believe it or not, I can have a real conversation with any of you ( including scientists ), no matter where you live...lol..has long ...it's either in English, French or Old French...lol I can be just has smart has you or has dumb has @busabeast...and will get along just fine...lol Sorry Rich...lol...it's pay back...lol.

So thats where you went for 15 years....

Kudos to Canada for telling Trump to shove it where the sun don’t shine.

You guys wanna move this into the canceled section....got some interesting perspectives about this trade war....

Some nice bins

I got excited again.

Yeah I get nubile blondes turning up at my house when I start the bike as well.

You’re like a broken record, Marcel

Currently leaving on a ride...states side....met Roland at the gas station...the big dummy forgot his passport...has to run back to his place...lol....im waiting a the gaz station...lol. 220 per liter for supreme gaz...ouch !

Off down west to sing in this later. My group is the Chainers

Tomorrow morning I ride off cross Northern Portugal, heading into Spain heading into Ireland. Here, I am looking at 40ºC, obviously hot and very dry, will probably be very warm coming back as well. In Ireland, South and South East, I will probably be in very wet conditions and not very warm, I might not be against it if the friends I'm visiting decide to stick to the inside of a pub. I just unpacked my bags to pack everything again later, what works here doesn't work there so I might break my rule abut luggage and bring an extra bag with proper touring boots and pants, plus visor with pinlock, to wear overseas instead of having to do rain over pants and over boots. I hate an extra bag to carry around but it might be worth it. Also maybe space to bring back a souvenir with the extra bag.

That’s what a criminal would say,

A catastrophic event that happened 25 yrs. ago today....we will NEVER forget!

Well this mornings news was rather shit, the wifes nan died this morning, 92 years old so ok a good innings but it was definitely unexpected.