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LOL for Today : Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "My parents told me a story about morals." The teacher replied, "Alright then, go ahead." Little Johnny said, "So there was a little bird flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit right on top of him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit, he began to realize how warm he was. The shit was actually thawing him out and felt great. He laid there all warm and happy and then soon began to sing for joy. Just then a passing cat heard the bird singing and came over to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit and promptly dug him out and ate him alive." Stunned, the teacher asked, "Dear God, what was the moral of that story?" Little Johnny said, "Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And most importantly, when you’re in deep shit it’s best to keep your mouth shut."

Seconds out!.....Round 4......Ding Ding!

Out ready for the ride to Southampton again. Over the water to see daughter for the weekend. I'm also doing "walk the wight" on Sunday, charity to rise money for cancer care. It's a walk across the island at the widest points. Hoping my knee behaves and do the whole 26 miles but well see. If anyone can spare a few coppers please do. https://mountbatteniow.enthuse.com/pf/david-cattee

You've got plenty to fit, now get on with it.

Had a delivery today.

We now have another RedNeck to piss & moan about....only this time he's from YOUR side of the pond....

Just scraped in by the skin of my teeth ...