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Had a nice long overdue conversation w/ my brother down in TX yesterday afternoon...he's in the process of building another Ossa power'd bike...

Traveling salesman short on money calls in at the cheapest hotel he can find How much for a night he inquired at reception £40 replied the receptionist, and that includes breakfast in bed I’ll take it says the salesman and books at 8 o’clock breakfast Bang on 8 o’clock the following morning there’s a knock on the door and a waitress dressed in shortest skimpy uniform you could ever imagine enters the room She put his breakfast tray down on the bedside cabinet Whips back his sheets and give him the most amazing blow job he’s ever had Later, when the salesman was checking out, he mentioned to reception and that was the best breakfast Service he’d ever had and asked if that was that the way that all guests were treated Yes, reply to receptionist The AA only gave us a two star review and informed us to gain another star we would need to make improvements That’s why all rooms now have a goblin teasmade

Me and Jean are real close friend , since high-school...we talk on the phone 2 to 3 times a week....I just find it strange that he never mentioned anything...not a peep...I just don't know how to approach the conversation.? I just don't know how or Ill be capable saying anything without bursting out in laughter... Part of a conversation with Mike lastnight...lol.

Mike... I was asked to do a AI generated Pic for the event...if its to much...someone delete it if it breaks forum rules...

Yes the .22 pistol would have been overkill...lol Really didn't want to dispatch it...I took it outside and let it run into the forest out back...but 15 min later it was crawling next to the foundation...probably trying to find it's way into the house...

Anyway this guy Mike in the picture went out and bought a sex doll with lube and placed it on his porch on valentines day...wyll he was at work...everyone in the Mc club knows...and we haven't heard anything from him...not a word...lol. Anyway this Saturday, on a group chatt on messenger...Mike is going to post a AI picture of him sitting at his favorite coffee hang out with the doll...lol....to see his reaction...lol....this is going to be epic...lol.

Yep I have been going there since I started riding. It’s never changed. They are a cash only operation and I love that . £30 for MoT’s. It used to be a Suzuki main dealer back in the day.

Plus the weight of them is destroying the roads even quicker now .

It was glorious mate, about 19⁰c and not a cloud in the sky which is alien to Wales, the sheepshaggers must have thought the world was going to end... what you say @Sir Fallsalot

Some people I guess call it the big new green scam , but Im not and expert on the subject...all I know is from experience...I can tell you a guy that I know who fell for that crap...he bought a brand new Ford lightning F 150 truck...he had to cross 200km before reaching a charge point, the thing died with 50 km to go...had to have it towed to the dealer ..of course warranty don't cover a dead battery...cost him $...soon has he managed to get back to the dealer where he bought it...he gave the keys to the salesman and told him to sell that piece of crap...lol.

Proper looking garage there

It was very foggy here this morning, nice outside now Washing the scoot now, it's got a thick layer of dust on it.

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Out and about on both the Sprint and my CBF this morning. I went out on the Triumph first to book an MoT as it runs out next week. The garage I normally use it 3 miles away I got back home on the Triumph after a lovely little bimble but completely forgot to book the MoT So went back on the CBF to give it a run to actually book the MoT Still got a little distracted It was certainly a contrast riding the bikes back to back. The CBF felt like a toy after the Triumph, so easy to use and friendly, all revvie and light controls. The Triumph on the other hand is all big hairy chested drama next to the Honda . Really enjoy both to be honest

Garda pulls over Paddy for speeding "have you been drinking Sir?" Paddy replies "yes officer i've had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and cokes." Garda says "what the hell are you doing driving ??" Paddy replies "I couldn'tfeckin walk''