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Electric cars the truth I'm fed up of comments from people ridiculing EVs. They don't know what they're talking about. Personally, I drive two top of the range EVs, a Jaguar and a Porsche. Their acceleration and handling is fantastic. They look brilliant and they're really cheap to run. They need hardly any maintenance and haven't depreciated since I bought them. Literally the only criticism I could make of them is sometimes, if I really push them into a corner, they can fly off the track and get stuck under the sofa....

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

To the dickhead who accused me of following his wife home from the pub last night, I know where you live!

The only EVs worth having race round a small black track round the living room

PS: i pi55ed them off cos i bought the BMW 1200GS 2009.. CASH:

I have only EVER been to a Harley/BMW dealer once in my life, i would never ever darken the doors again. I would sooner give my money to a Chinky dealer the way they treated me because i had booked a test ride on a BMW.. T*ats..

Wow pot and kettle

Can't be worse than the shit @Buckster is posting...lol.

Fair enough, this is a super happy place, no one ever says anything negative so it’s best to keep it that way.

Started refitting the carbs today, they passed the leak test before going on the bike. Got halfway through fitting them and got called away. Hopefully get chance to do more tomorrow.

Back at the north pole, from rain to snow within 500 feet...less than 20 km from home..

Wow that was cruel