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Got it off an 80 something year old gent for €1800, it's in excellent condition, serviced every 7-8000k's, oil was clean, exhaust was dry as a desert, new windscreen, battery, just the thing to partner with the Katie. My old 4WD is for sale, should make a small profit on it as well, had it 5 years but don't need a 3.8L gas guzzler with the price of fuel being what it is, the Nissan gets almost twice the mileage and has an electric sunroof, roll on summer. The old and the new and the sunroof, being in a semi desert the cars are rust free.

I met her briefly at the Overland Event in September 21 where she did her, I think, first presentation. She was sensational and had everyone entranced.

Looks Chinese.

You look like an Arai helmet that someone has painted a face on! And gay!

No sign of anything on the top of your head! Or inside come to think of it!

This whole concept of "one make only" Rallies and Meet Ups doesn't sit well with me! Seems to be mainly Harley and BMW that do this sort of elitist shit. I suppose it's because the Beemer guys will have more company on the recovery truck, while the Harley guys can dress up like Sonny Barger and then sodomise each other senseless. I think I'll stick with my little Honda and not break down and not get my anus stretched.

Just less karate more old cunt

Finally managed to get out today so thought I would pop up to the Triumph dealership in Plymouth, my nearest one. I have a rough idea where it was but it was the perfect opportunity to try out my Nav set up with Google maps on my phone with directions going through Bluetooth to my helmet. Worked really well, also let me listen to a podcast on the way to Anyway worked out to be around 38 miles so just a short hop really. They had some lovely stuff in the showroom and pretty friendly staff who were chatty but didn’t put any pressure tactics into play. I liked the place. Funnily enough I went to look at some Bonnevilles but the the 660 Tiger took my eye. Not that I was seriously looking just interested wanting to waste some time with a destination.

Bunch of old cunts … the nursing home is looming for the lot of you

I'd prefer to forget the fucking thing is there!

Heading to a Harley rally down in Derbyshire on the 8th, I have to get a few bits done on the trailer and get it ready to go. Roll on the comments from you lot sitting at home in your pizza stained pyjamas dreaming of a life you never had.

Suck it up screen tart

There'll be a few more getting that view at the Harley Rally I'll wager!

Is it true that most men have only ever seen your head from behind ?

He looks like your twin

Got home after 90 miles and bloody enjoyed the ride. I experimented with so E5 to see if it made any difference, can’t say that I noticed any. It was pleasant to be out on my own and not following my angry little mate riding like a tit.

While I was in Plymouth I popped over to GT Motors which has been a big dealership for years to see what they had. Lots was the answer but they are Honda/Kawasaki/Suzuki/Yamaha/Ducati/BSA dealers. Again an interesting place with some lovely stuff but I think I was having a bit of sensory overload by the time I walked around their showrooms. Lots of everything. Good Cafe and friendly staff.

Across the car park from the Triumph dealership there was this place. To be honest I was surprised by the sheer variety of what was on offer. From what I would of thought of as practical transport to stuff that Liberace would have been embarrassed by. Very interesting though, the salesman had me sussed as a browser though as he said: “I see you went in next door, just killing time?” I said yes and mooched around, Twas a friendly exchanges I thought and he was a ginger.

6 dead children if a couple are fat little fuckers or 9 if they little runty kids .

If he was black , he’d look like a gay Malteser

Were you a villain on The Bill ?

You definitely look like a fifty year old, one who looks like an 80 year old.

Bus drivers together against all adversity, also biker bros, I have my topbox and he has his trailer, we're joined at the hip. Salut bro.

I don’t know, looks like a nonce to me, drives a school bus and talks about his cute 15 year old crush. I think we will be seeing this picture on a stranger danger website soon enough.

I have to remember it’s there as I can’t feel it and remember that speed limits are 10mph less than posted in 60 and 70 areas.

One word “midgets”.

Pete, what do you know about this ?

So after my two day trail ride I confirmed to myself that the Rally (CRF250 RLA) needs some attention to the rear shock. First of all it needed a good clean so off with the bodywork and get on with it........... Bodywork drying in the sun......... Found some more pebbles I also found this, a good illustration why you need to keep fettling a trail bike. Luckily I didn't lost the bolt and it's been loctited back in now .......... So onto the main job, getting the rear shock out. Rear wheel out , remove shock guard , remove battery to give room to get at the top mount bolt on the shock .......... and the shock is out. I'll take it into work tomorrow and give it a clean in the parts cleaner to see what need to be done. It's five years old now and the rebound adjuster is seized so I'll have to see if it's worth rebuilding or get a new shock............

He wouldn't last 10 minutes by the time you lot got hold of him. Fuck me he managed to fall out with SW Motech last week. I had been talking about getting a rack for my CB for a few weeks and he wanted to know what I was getting so I told him I was getting a SW Motech one. Anyway he thought about it and phoned me and said I am going to order what you recommended, yeah right he asked, and I will get two so I can negotiate a discount for us both. Give him his do he saved us £4 each but for fuck sake it wasn't worth the grief. Easy going as I am I said alright. Anyway they were delivered to his place last week, before hand he had arranged for me to pop up for a cuppa to fit them when they arrived. Next thing I know I get a phone called from him saying you'll have to come and get your rack I have just spent 4 hours trying to get this piece of shit you recommended fitted and I haven't got time to do yours, so you'll just have to pick it up. Now I never asked him to fit it I am quite capable of doing it myself. So I go up there and he is still ranting about how shit the rack was to fit and how he scratched his doing the job and he didn't know how I was going to cope. I said I had no problem fitting my other Motech stuff so was surprised he had issues. When I got home I put mine on and it took all of 11 minutes. I messaged him this. He came back that his must have been faulty and a Friday afternoon job and that he has complained to SW Motech. I sent him a message back that he shouldn't call himself a Friday afternoon job and if there is a next time. he should let met fit it for him. Its been tumble weeds from his direction ever since. I think I may have offended him . I have known him years he'll pop up in a few weeks with, with a "Hello mate fancy a cuppa type message" he always does. Like I said angry little fucker all the time. Entertaining though

Cause he is 5'6". He is one of those guys who always has a story to tell about how he was the hero of the hour and saved the day. Tis all drama with him.

I went to a BMW owners club meeting once, only once mind you. I wasn’t the right type for that sort of thing. Did love my old Beamers though.

The max limit for a motorcycle trailer is 150kg, trailer weighs 30kg empty.

So that'd be like 300-400 lbs of stuff. Quite a bit. Don't think I'll ever need to carry that much stuff on a bike as I don't camp. Would be nice to have some extra space though.

Nice Extend a Neck™

I was the crush, she was the one who had it, I respect young girls.

Accepted, I have trimmed the beard back recently, that's me in the bus.

It gets better, around 1890 there was a mass exodus of Scots to the bottom of the South Island of NZ, Invercargill was the place, my Great Grandfather, who I met as a wee bairn, was from John O' Groats, when my eldest brother went there in the 70's for a look his comment to me was that he could see why he fucked off. I think my brother has a photo of him, I'll ask.

The 86 year old, what will you look like at that age. He's Northern Irish just like you, and he lived in Wales but came to his senses and moved here. Both vehicles are Made in Japan, they just go on forever, I bought a new T5 2.5 TDI once, what a fucking disappointment, was fucked after 100,000k.

Who is that fat old cunt?

Love is love bud.

Plus Long Covid, Flu, Hernia, and fat Polish munters.