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So here I am, squinting at the computer, my eye is still a bit swollen. So, "What happened?", you say... Well it was like this .... My wife, lovely woman that she is, apparently thought that our sex life needed a bit of "spicing up." So, unbeknownst to me mind you, she went out and bought a peephole bra and crotchless panties lingerie set. Then yesterday evening, after she cooked my favourite meal and sharing a really nice bottle of wine, we were sitting in the lounge relaxing with some more wine and watching a movie. After a while I noticed that she kept crossing and uncrossing her legs, and it was then that, on closer inspection, I first saw the new panties she was wearing. Somewhat surprised I asked her, “Are you wearing crotchless panties?” She answered me, somewhat huskily, “Y-e-s darling, I was wondering when you'd notice.....” So I said, “Thank God!" "For a minute there I thought you were sitting on the cat!” I never even saw it coming !!!

Babyliss.

There is a lot to be said for having rocker arms.

I’m currently liking Harleys, at least to look at. Some days you just don’t feel like getting the phone out to take pictures.

Nothing exceptional really just a 40 mile run up to Damerells and back with my mate on his new Z900RS. Some really nice bikes up there and saw another CBF600. Some tidy bikes but most of them I have seen before. Doesn’t seem to matter which bike night you go to down here most of the same group to to every one. Mind you having said that I did see a really nice Harley Street Rod 750 in white and a new Trident 660 that was cool. Didn’t take many photos tonight. Dunno why really Really tidy Sportster.

Alans not shy is he

maltesers

What's the model, Bob?

I don’t think it’s that common to be honest. Some bikes and models maybe but not common.

AN ADULT FAIRY TALE: Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what: Metal,Wood, Stone Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.' The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away, sadly. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt some thing very hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The King was over joyed. Everybody in the kingdom was over joyed. And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after Question: What was in the Prince's pants? M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What on earth were you thinking? I WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!

GP 500....circa '87....

My bike went to 120000km without the valves changing. It's quite common nowadays. They were cleaned and had the seats replaced before needing adjustment

she should change her name to itchy fanny... im sure she would get more views

Just been out playing with my Jennychem Father’s Day present and made a target for the Shitehawks. .

A Millyard for sale, but £50K https://ebay.us/m/yVHFjU

NTN are absolutely fine, they were the only make I could get for my CRF250 Rally and it's what Honda were supplying at the time .

Very unlikely

praise be