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THE IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?' The girl, crying, replied, Dad... I became a prostitute.' 'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.' 'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy!.' 'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug !!!

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Well you tell me

Good choice , Happy Birthday Rich .

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

has he got a long face ...

I can't think of anything to blame my ailments on. Getting up of the sofa can do my back in.

After rugby training last night I feel like im 90 years old.... im fucking crippled

So the other day he took 2 pics of some bald guy and a horse and I said he was the horse

@Saul enlighten him will you

I don't bloody feel like it

Thanks young lady

the fuck you on about

Me definitely ....... @busabeast is still a whippersnapper.

just hope his grandad aint staying with him

Happy birthday... @busabeast and @Clive you pair of old bastards

Are they the same person?

Because DA is in the house.

Why are they holding their spuds in the photo?

Happy birthday. Enjoy.

@Marcel trying to test ride a bmw today

I'll second that after the dominator.

Happy birthday both of you.

Thanks mate