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A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth & a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job, I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive. The guy, wide-eyed, said,"You're bullshittin' me???" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it.

In Mont- Jolie Quebec at the moment....waiting for Roland to catch up....slow boke..lol.

Spent the morning sorting Shadows bike. New JT chain and sprockets and front brake pads. Took longer cleaning everything than actually fitting the parts. Her response was thanks Dad can you lend me £120 to fix my phone. It never ends . Also noticed she has hit 18,000 miles in 2 years. She is talking about taking her A2 in November but we shall see.

I shouldn't have sent you this pic privately...I apologize...

You will have to wait and see.

Off for the winter?

They are nice bins, make the most of seeing the tow bar as well as it will be going this month.

Some nice bins

I got excited again.

Yeah I get nubile blondes turning up at my house when I start the bike as well.

I had a young Swedish woman with a placard marching up and down outside my house every time I started the thing. The stand on the other side minimises the smoke cloud and eco protestors …

You’re like a broken record, Marcel

Get ready boys...and gals...strugis # 2 coming up...its gonna be better than # 1....rated 18....I will add more material....are women in bikini ok ?

Currently leaving on a ride...states side....met Roland at the gas station...the big dummy forgot his passport...has to run back to his place...lol....im waiting a the gaz station...lol. 220 per liter for supreme gaz...ouch !

Off down west to sing in this later. My group is the Chainers

Not much at the quiet auto jumble this morn. Maybe one for Scott.

He was very fast. We deleted the video not embarrass you.

Id still like to see his quarter mile time

I got enough monkeys in my circus already thanks

Congrats @Nute....judging by the sidestand location, your Franken-creation looks like it might have been influenced by a Spanish Trials bike at some point...

You should decide if you like being here or not, Marcel. Deleting your content for the second time makes you look insane, some here post stuff high or drunk (mea culpa) but you bring it up to another level, open up if you’re unhappy and need a friendly word, if there ever were times when this place turned from a lions den into a friendly embrace was when people needed a little support. All the limits on your activity are a result of your imposition on everyone’s enjoyment of the forum. This was my only public comment on this.

That’s how trade tariff wars work, it’s bullshit to people who want to buy something. But on the other hand, Marcel’s bike is going to gain value. The KTM because it’s a classic, not the other one with the cracked castings.

I will be staying with friends who are locals, if it rains too much there’s good food and a pub. There are worse things.