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Send her my best wishes Saul. Lyn.

Everyone has ancestors going back 500 or 5000 years You are lucky you can trace yours back so far.

That sounds rough for a teenager. If she has the op is it a guaranteed fix? My eldest broke an assortment of things paying rugby, he had the ops to fix them but still has residual discomfort sometimes.

Sexual organs ? I'm sure its removed before the lay it out on a plate... The ink sac ?

Just tell her to not bother and there is nothing wrong with being a hunchback. Then start calling her Quasimodo.

Octopus spunk.

i would give that one a miss

underfloor heating

Update for Shadow, as she had a trip to the fracture clinic yesterday. Needs to have an operation to sort her shoulder or live with the unsightly lump she now has. She has to go back in two weeks with her decision and they will take it from there. She knows my opinion, have it fixe,d but I am not going to badger her being a teenager she will kick back and not do what I say. She is pretty smart and will see its in her own interest to have it done but it has to be her idea so I will keep quiet.

Got a smelly shit job happening at the moment.

Are you sure those are mash potatoes ? They kinda look funky to me...under cooked maybe ?

It was lovely, stick to your baked beans

I Third it

I second that...

Octopus on a bed of mash potato

What have the Romans ever done for us

That's original.

A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his Penis erect. After a complete exam the Doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, he unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprang from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said: "That was incredible. Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering, he replied: "I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another Roll up my Arse."

I got one online from a carb specialist over here. NRP if I remember right. Haven't got all the panels back on the bike but it's running again without petrol pouring out, yet.

Any luck finding something ethanol compatible without doing to much modifications to make it work...