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No, that was just a photo of a load of wankers. It was YOU that suggested one of them was the next Prime Minister............. set the example Urco

Going stir crazy today as I haven’t been out on 2 wheels for 10 days or more. Had to run a couple of errands so took Shadows bike for a run, she’s hasn’t been on it for maybe 2 months. She has had health issues and it’s hit her confidence a bit. Anyway not dwelling on that, it was good to go out on a bike even if it was a 125. Throughly pleasant little thing as long as you’re not in a hurry. It handles well with plenty of grip even in the wet, Not sure I could cope with life at mostly 50 mph. Just feel to vulnerable with next to nothing in reserve. Better than not riding though.

@boboneleg started it, tell the gimpy twat to behave himself.

Set the example! No politics…

What’s your excuse for the rest of the time then?

Well done Pedro, looks like he's made himself feel at home.

I'm a bit slow in the mornings Scott?

Doesn't mean he's not a wanker.

Difficult to get any good stuff at the mo and the chinky tubes will be thinking of falling apart before they've left the seller. Pick up some silicone tubing.

What a stunning pup, he looks a lot like my dog only younger . Congratulations on you new buddy

Great looking K9 there @Pedro...

This is Puskas, after 2 years of living in a shelter in Northern Portugal, sleeping with shelter from the rain but not from the cold he has now found out about central heating and soft beds and pillows and toys. He’s enjoying the warmth while outside the cold storms are hitting strong.

just buy a roll of chinky tube...i did, change it each year or so. As you have a roll.

They are just vacuum hoses.

I see Bajaj have approached Carolwood about buying a stake in Indian Motorcycle Company, that didn’t take long.

Is he always the one behind or do you take turns?

That's the next UK prime minister.

Living the Dream Skip

Still getting out and about on mine Clive……..brrrraaaaaaap That’s my mates SYM 300 GTS behind mine with a rather fetching ELF paint job…….he’s a really good sprayer and has a booth in the corner of his swanky garage.

A Man goes into a Bakers and asks for 2 Bread Rolls..?? The Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in a Paper Bag, He then asks for 2 Cakes the Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in the Bag. The Man says :- "It’s nice to see you don’t Handle the Food".. The Shop Man says :- "Nothing in my Shop is Handled by Human Hand".. He then noticed a Piece of String hanging out of the Shop Man's Trousers and asks :- "What is that Piece of String for"..??? The Shop Man says :- "When I need a Piss. I just pull on the String and it Pops Out".. "That’s OK" Says the man. "But how do you put it Back"..??? "That’s No Problem", says the Shop Man. "I just Use the TONGS"

Ok, not as bad as I thought . I've got Shingles so no kisses for any of you lot this week .......