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Preventative, it has 60,000 miles now (about 97,000 km) I have a bad lifter so I am servicing the cam chest while I am on, replacing inner cam bearings, tensioners and checking everything over.

What’s the mileage on the Harley now? Is that just preventive or do you hear something?

My cam chain tensioners arrived today, I will probably fit them on Wednesday morning.

Jake went to the doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect: The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his 'old fella'. Jake thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result Jake planned a romantic evening with his wife Mary and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers. Mary was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said. "That was incredible. Can you do that again?" With tears in his eyes he replied. "I think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse."

@zzzak can still post but he flounced and then I heard the Illuminati got him.

Why has she decided no more riding?

Well till i was crocked by the bike accident

I’m waiting for Zzzack to pop up claiming it’s all a hoax …

…and stupid pouty lips. Really don’t know what goes through the mind of some people today.

I was 17/18 in 2003

If she's his girlfriend he chose well. Good to see a young attractive girl without a bucket of make up slapped on.

Bond, James Bond....007

Some say you were deep in the corrective facilities department

Rigged.... Congratulations @boboneleg

We've had some breaks of sunshine today and double figure temps.

Some clever use of duct tape on that settee.

No, I wouldn’t

If you’re asking: I would rather not see or read more about that poor woman, also I’ll delete stuff that breaks her privacy so please enough with the pictures. You’re not impressing anyone. Be respectful.

Congratulations @boboneleg

We should cut you off as well