Shaka Zulu !!!...hahahaha !!!!
That's hilarious Pedro..lol.
But really it isn't very nice to make fun of one's skin colour...im very self conscious now having being called all kinds of nasty names by bulleys at school...it's not my fault that I carry Pocahontas genes in me...
Speaking of Pocahontas...I'm sure that you never heard this native American story before..give where you live..but it's a real story...I guess she was so beautiful that men fell in spells and were powerless from her simple beauty....so beautiful in fact that English Nobles stach her up and held her for ranson...I kid you not.
Oh and something else you might not know Pedro...im sure you seen hundred of them..given your roots and where you were born....is that every camels you see on the Asian continent is in fact a Canadian camel...so next time you see one...there's a little of me in there....
Speaking of Pocahontas, natives say that my mom was a real life Pocahontas and I was given a natives name to reflect that...Pocababiboy...it translate to Pocahontas mama's boy....yes thruth be told I was kinda of a mama's boy...I didn't bother much with my father...he was more like a British drill Sargent..always barking out orders...I was a free spirit like my mom...
You probably think I'm bullshitting you again about everything... but I swear its the thruth...but just to show proof...haven't got many pictures of my mom when she was in her mid 20 at my place...but here's one...Im sitting between her legs..I was either 4 or 5 years old at the time.