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Renegade Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 4 hours ago, Renegade said: Â "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." More Truth than fiction.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 16 hours ago, Renegade said: A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." @Marcel is still hoping for company on the first floor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted 57 minutes ago Share Posted 57 minutes ago Only certain professionals can get away saying these... Doctor : Please take off your clothes Dentist : Now open wide and hold still Veterinarian : How's your pretty pussy Gardener : Want me to fertilize your bush Lawyer : Let's go over section 69 Banker : If you withdraw too early you lose interest Chef : Do you like it hot and spicy Police : You don't need protection Army personnel : Load... Aim... Fire...! Swimming instructor : Go deeper Gym trainer : Push harder Interior Decorator: Once its done, you will love it Telephone Guy : Would you like it on the table or against the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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