Jokes, your best your worse and all the rubbish on the internet between

[Buckster]

1 hour ago, busabeast said:

The only EVs worth having race round a small black track round the living room

[Renegade]

To the dickhead who accused me of following his wife home from the pub last night,

I know where you live!

[busabeast]

17 minutes ago, Renegade said:

To the dickhead who accused me of following his wife home from the pub last night,

I know where you live!

[KAYZ1]

8 hours ago, Renegade said:

Electric cars the truth

I'm fed up of comments from people ridiculing EVs. They don't know what they're talking about.

Personally, I drive two top of the range EVs, a Jaguar and a Porsche.

Their acceleration and handling is fantastic. They look brilliant and they're really cheap to run. They need hardly any maintenance and haven't depreciated since I bought them.

Literally the only criticism I could make of them is sometimes, if I really push them into a corner, they can fly off the track and get stuck under the sofa....

The house next door to me is owned buy a guy who has Losts of cach, and i do mean lots. His wife has the same name as me...( Welsh Wales ) Lyn.

He bought her a very nice German car to carry the Sprogs to school..the four seat one not the normal 2 seat sports car. She loved it, but then cos he could get a big discount on the business  tax he changed it to the EV version for PartX plus another 30grand..first she liked it..then she did'nt and wanted her old Petrol version back. So 3 months after he bought

it he went to trade it in for another Petrol Cy ( Opps ) and the dealer told him sorry Sir we do not buy s/h  EV's  Dealer lost out because he bought 3 new Por ( sorry ) new

cars a year from them..He now buys from another dealer..  Who wants an EV ha!

[Renegade]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.

What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook?

What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock

of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.'

Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird shit?'

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.

[YamaHead]

58 minutes ago, Renegade said:

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.

I can relate....

[Renegade]

12 minutes ago, YamaHead said:

I can relate....