Sir Fallsalot

Another one one i remember was at the top end of the Elan Valley. I Stopped to look at the view above a couple of sharp bends in the road as it was a nice day and saw a large group of bikes coming towards me in the distance, so decided to hang about to see what was going on, as i was watching them start to ride up towards me two of them just fell off on the bend below they were travelling just over walking space and just keeled over like someone had switched them off. Chatting to one of the group that manged to get to me he said they were on a led ride out from a bike rally and half of them had never ridden a country road before and didn't know how to ride around a tight uphill bend, these were guys who were 50+ Street view of where i stopped to admire the view with said bend look how difficult it is not https://www.google.com/maps/@52.3311763,-3.6070901,3a,75y,265.41h,93.6t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5G9_J2rVEanwnVjPshuLqA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

I'm on about petrol not coal you bought hooky from down the docks

One i remember i was riding behind a sports bike in a country lane, i'm on my XR400, every bend we go into he's getting his knee down i'm poodling along bolt upright, not going fast enough even to get any bad feelings from the full on knobbly tyres i'm running thinking WTF is he like

Get it right 31. something it was too hot for me to remember exactly ? Today was great 9.5 when i left for work and dry all day didn't break into a sweat once better not tell my boss that though LOL

I was thinking more when your friend is a man

We get 2 inches of snow here and the country stops lol

Is it only me that feels uncomfortable when some asks how you two met and the honest answer is we met online

@Earache Place looks amazing for riding.? How many months do you get snowed in for usually.

£0.99/L here as well, i can remember trying to squeeze a £1 worth of fuel into a 5L can when i were 16

If it was shouldn't it be more LOL

An old one Bob. It a Japanese import Toyota Alphard i call it marmite, you either like it or hate it LOL

Ones comes standard on the CRF1000 as well Bob, unfortunately if you put a big sat nav on there and go bouncing around off road it's been known to snap off ?

What i find unfair is i have a 3L petrol car and have driven about 3000 miles in the last two years in it, yet i have to pay about £290 a year but someone paying £30 a year can drive 20-30000 miles a year and are considered to be polluting less than me that's why it should be on the fuel and not separate.

Yes ? she looks the same throughout her life i didn't think she qualified but she started killing xenomorph's in 1979

Bloody hell everyone is making me feel like a yob because i only drink Lager

I was thinking of putting a bloke in to even things up but then thought there's enough ladies on here they can do it themselves

This is probably too easy

I can see Helen Mirren in her face

So are mine i paid for them just like you

No but i'm well on my way lol

I thought you said you had no idea about me you just described me perfectly (a toothless tight and basic dull cunt)

You can't use the words lighter and Himalayan in the same sentence lol for a small bike it's bloody heavy 191kg wet , they must still be making it of cast iron and its not the only one i'm finding a lot these small capacity scrambler type bikes are heavier than they look

Cheers Bob if i was going to get one it would probably be a new one, have to get rid of a bike first though but i cant see that happening LOL

I had a bike like that once but on the move to take the weight off was 120mph LOL