Sir Fallsalot

I can see Helen Mirren in her face

So are mine i paid for them just like you

No but i'm well on my way lol

I thought you said you had no idea about me you just described me perfectly (a toothless tight and basic dull cunt)

You can't use the words lighter and Himalayan in the same sentence lol for a small bike it's bloody heavy 191kg wet , they must still be making it of cast iron and its not the only one i'm finding a lot these small capacity scrambler type bikes are heavier than they look

Cheers Bob if i was going to get one it would probably be a new one, have to get rid of a bike first though but i cant see that happening LOL

I had a bike like that once but on the move to take the weight off was 120mph LOL

A couple from onboard the CRF Who's in the mirror ?

I cant do 70's but i got this from the 80's see if you can guess which one is me i'm 18 years old at the time. I think some have already seen this ?

Yes but the free ride wasn't very good from what I've heard. The Beta is a 300cc 2 stroke with electric start

The Xtrainer is a bike in its own class there's nobody else making one like it. Its an enduro bike but with more of a trials bike tune low seat height and separate oil tank for the 2 stroke oil but i think all the beta's have that now and its over a £1000 cheaper than the 300RR i got to stop dreaming lol

I've been really fancying a Beta X trainer for the more technical off road stuff near to where i live. Haven't owned a two stroke since the 80s have had a go on one and was very impressed

I didn't realise how many photos I've taken from sat on the bike you've started something now LOL These are some on my 650 i'll have a look at the other bikes later?

How about these Wild garlic looks nice but the smell ?

Looks like Jamie lee Curtis, She had a hell of a body on here

Nice i like it ?

@MooN I know exactly what your talking about but for me its just internet based, face to face i'll talk to anyone.

Yup ripped off lol

That looks great ?

I'm too busy to go out, the lock down is really helping me get things done I've been putting off for years quite enjoying it ?

Staying on the subject of helmets years ago when me and the wife used to go out on the bike i'd chain the helmets to the wheel of the bike so we wouldn't have to carry them with us, This one particular day we stopped at the seaside and went for a walk about and when we got back to the bike later i put the helmet on and it was wet the day was dry so in the few seconds thinking why is it wet the smell hit me something i'm presuming a dog had pissed inside my helmet and i had to ride home with it? I make sure the helmets are off the floor now when i lock them up

Work has been pretty normal for me all through this, and I've been practising social distancing for years so no change there lol just haven't been able to ride the bike ? seriously thinking of leaving the van home one day this week and taking the bike in just to see how it goes after all the work I've done on it.

The thought of that moment for you has me welling up a bit here Bob for some reason, it must have been a great feeling, i will say you ride a lot better on the trails then most of my two legged friends it certainly doesn't hold you back ?

Poundland @Specs ?

Your only saying that because your tub uses a 1000L of diesel an hour before you open the taps what i'm saying is they should get rid of the tax on road going vehicles and put it on fuel so everyone contributes but as Alan said that's too simple to work