Sir Fallsalot

Carefully i hope

A lad in work is a rugby fanatic I've lost count how much work he's lost to injuries playing. A few years before covid he started riding motocross a far more dangerous sport than rugby you'd think but didnt get any injuries he started back playing rugby and within two months he had a dislocated shoulder his younger brother was the same

I'm going to attempt to make my small shed a bit tidier for my daughter to do her uni work in its got electric and a heater in there already, fed up of her stinking out the house with paint and leaving stuff out to dry, i see many trips to the dump in my day talking of dumps i need to go

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So desperados it is then tequila with larger mixer

Not been a regular in any pub for about 20 years, i do still go out to the local club to watch a band once in a blue moon. Most of my drinking type socialising has always been done at motorcycle events cant say i'm missing it because having a drink hits me for six for the next couple of days after i think its something to do with this diabetes.

I've got my third on the 21st, Its pissing me off a bit as i'm on holiday so if i'm ill after it, it will be on my time not works

Talking of funerals my wife was at one last week. She said the sermon was incredibly tedious and just when she was about to nod off somebody's phone rang the ring tone was this

I still want to try it to see if it would have worked

I remember breaking down another time on my VFR only down the bottom of the hill from my house my mate had a small van but it wouldn't fit in so i came up with the bright idea of putting the front wheel in the back of the van holding the front brake on and my mate was going to drive up the hill slowly but as we pulled off a bloody copper pulled in behind us. He got out shaking his head and said i don't think so lads, ended up pushing it home it nearly killed us

Well if we are going for favorites this has to be one of mine

Lets try and wake you fuckers up a bit

I didn't bring him up to use foul language in front of his mother, he can do what he likes when with his mates but we don't swear in this house

Now the boy is 18 he decided to go clubbing in Cardiff Friday night, It being his first time he was well excited he was all dressed up and staying at a friends who lives in Cardiff. He sends a message to his mam about 4am Saturday morning saying some c@nt had puked over his arm so being the sympathetic father i am i sends him this And after he gets home i also give him a lecture on using the C word in a message to his mam little twat

Why do i feel like your sending an invite to dine out with those lights

Ahh the good old days

Could be the same crap i had in my carb

Some of the places i find myself your lucky if they sell more than red diesel

I am wondering if it is the rubber grease i used when refitting the carb but i cant see how it would get in there and it was red

There's filters in the tank that would stop that from getting through plus i hoovered the fuel tank out before refitting it so it was spotless in there

No me been out for a couple of hours on it today and checked the float bowl no sign of it returning hoping to have a full day on it tomorrow

Honda say all of their bikes built from 1993 on will run on E10 but i'm sticking with E5 when i can

It was like creamy between my fingers with some bits of grit