Sir Fallsalot

Its not whats in them its the way their put together. I think slowly is going to find out if they were assembled in the UK or Spain

Price depends whether its on it's own as a meal or a large meal

And when i remaster a photo its photoshop

Yes i'm the same sounds stupid but felt a lot more confident on the CRF1000 after ditching the road tyres

You planning on getting it dirty Bob

Just had a look and its been 5 months since i was last on it not 7

lost interest in the road riding and getting more of a kick from the dirty stuff plus once the salt hits the road then the two Africa Twins come off the road until its all gone, when i was looking at putting things back on the road this year everything needed taxing or MOT's all in the first 3 months so i decided to split them up a bit. Probably wont bother now until there's a motorcycle rally me and the wife want to go to so probably around May.

I see the odd post from her on FB looks like she's really enjoying herself in her new home doing some woodworking classes and making furniture for her home

When the bikes were kept outside i had the perfect excuse not to clean them, so when i built the garage attached to the house i thought i would have a garage full of gleaming bikes as i'd be in there every spare minute i had but the reality is i just don't like cleaning bikes or cars or garages or sheds and i'm just a tired fucker

I haven't ridden my Africa Twin since last year got to be about 7 months and it still has the flies on it from that ride i don't know why but i just cant clean them i wish i could and i have the perfect facilities to look after them here so no real excuse

When is she moving now Pete

Hey Pete whats that where your topbox normally goes i cant quite make it out

Even that box isn't big enough for her probably only just big enough to fit her afternoon snack in

We all know he is a pussy so he got the right treatment and i mangeaged to miss the photo this time

That's more betterer

Should we all submit out of focus pictures as well just to even things up

I recon my photo shop version looks better LOL

I never slip when walking

Thank fuck you said that i was just about to arrange another eye appointment thought my prescription had changed

You beat me to it LOL they probably said when he booked get that wenglish fucker outta here as fast as you can on Monday we dont want him putting our real customers off

I have a fag lighter on every bike even though i don't smoke just plugs in there, i also back charge the battery on some of the bikes though them, makes it easy if their all the same

Talking of Spanky, the gym teacher in school used to spank me with the biggest dap I've ever seen for not bringing my kit to school it was fucking huge i could have climbed inside it and sailed the Taff home must have been left behind by some André the Giant type person