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French citizenship is definately now on the cards. i was waiting to see aht happened with Brexshit. I have the dossier ready to go and now just need to find the funds ( official translations and language exams all cost money.) about 1000€ should do it, but I ain't got that available just now.

this is fucking curiuoser and curiouser. this seems to be the govts latest plan to move curfew to 18H00 who the fuck have the Cote d'or depertement ( 21) given blow jobs to?

yeah, i just realised that though I can live and work in France, the rest of the EU is now closed to me as a potential live/ work zone.

Nor here,

the first of Fred's in the snow is the canine loveglobes, and mine arent the right format anyway.

oooh, oooh, I got some more, not very "adventure" though

now THAT will be recoreded, deformed and repeated out of context! ?

" Blessed be the cracked, for it is they who let in the light"

just so's I can say I participated. Only pic of the month.

bloody right. anybody who got stuck since the beginning of the pandemic ( with the exception of truck drivers who had no choice) can find sympathy in the dictionary somewhere between "shit" and " Syphillis" . All you were sked to do was stay at home in front of the telly and drink beer and yuou weren't even capable of that? then fuck you Mate, you're part of the problem.

we currently are still with just an advisory of 6 adults max in a house. Curfew 20H till 06H00 which was lifted just for Christmas eve. no travel restrictions within the country at this time. The Brits can fuck off though...

after 800km in the car and hours battling french administrative beurocracy yesterday ( thank God Madame moon is good at the admin crap cos otherwise there would have been multiple homicides...?) today is going to be spent annoying the kids, eating food prepared for far more people than we actually are, drinking a beer or two, and possibly some wine as well, and then sleeping. We don't get boxing day here so madame is back at work tomorrow. Hey, somebody's got to earn some money...?

it has an aura? so atomic kitten?

PEARL JAM! Not " the fall", but "Rolling stones." and Soundgarden

cat stevens?

the fall ?

texas, stray cats, garbage, the 4 tops, red hot chilli peppers, salt N Pepa, the Jam,

you realise I'm going to have to kill you now?

senility probably

ask any of the techniciens who've worked with me over the last few years what my catch phrase is at work and they'll tell you " You need a bigger hammer for that..."

the Leg, wasn't that you?

The fact that Bruce is still here, and still contributing, is a testament to the man's mentality. As far back as I can remember on maxbikes we've had members who didn't yet have bikes, or were between bikes for whatever reason and I've always thought that "biker" has more to do with mentality or "mind set" than anything else. He is also a scholar and a gentleman ( but don't tell him I said so) and has reached out numerous helping hands to a number of us, me included, both metaphorically and physically over the years. Top Man. ( if you quote me on any of this I will, of course, deny evrything)

I think Tymmeh deserves it. hanging lit mopeds in a tree for Christmas just does the trick. Besides, Bucky hasn't supplied sufficient content to merit the title.

ok, i'm impressed. I switched it off so I could remove the battery and re glue the feet back on it. it wouldn't start again and gave message " fan error" top left of the screen and then just shut down. I got a hammet and chisel out and removed the screws from the back, removed the keyboard which gave me access to the fan. i just blew gently on it a couple of times to see if it wasn't seized or anything but it moved ok so I gave a long steady blow in an attempt to clean it without damaging it. I replaced the keyboard and then hammered al the screws back in the holes. it started up first time and is now working again.! I'll see if I can get a can of air tomorrow and do it again, ( i get what you mean Bruce about the bearings). and give the whole thing a gentle blowjob...