Catteeclan

just found this on google, Put the driver's window down and open the bonnet. ... If you have a battery cover remove it. ... Switch the engine off and remove the key (DO NOT Open the doors) ... Wait for 3 minutes. ... Disconnect the vehicle battery and wait 15 seconds. ... Reconnect the battery, wait 10 seconds (DO NOT open any doors) Still could be a dodgy starter. solenoid or relay though.

Used to be a reset which worked a couple of times. Engine off key in the ignition, open one of the windows. Wait 10mins, disconnect the battery for a few mins and reconnect. Don't open any doors or try to start for another few mins. Fingers crossed. If that fails then it could be time for petrol and a match although it would have got that earlier if I had my way.

Try the spare key.

Sorry been out although Bobs spot on. I would suggest giving the starter a smack but as your cars a diesel it's buried in the back on the engine so a bitch to get near. No light or key shaped light flashing on the dash? Could be worth trying the spare key just incase it's a transponder issue. Edit, I see I'm a bit late.

Many very heavy when they start fitting water tanks. Quite a few getting into trouble with seat and seatbelt mountings.

Same, front room for me though. I was special.

Wouldn't surprise me if there's a few about half done as the look down's over. Every bugga was doing it.

I've just come back from watching a mate playing lead guitar in a steely dan tribute gig. Was pretty good but my ears are ringing a bit. Only to walk in on the misses, 3 parts pissed blasting out Les Mis louder than what I've been listening to. I just tried to point out the time and she just said, "don't care". Think I might get a word or two off the neighbours tomorrow. Tomorrow I should be collecting some patio furniture for younger son and watching the sprint race in the afternoon. That is all.

Ribbed, for your pleasure.

My laptop is still running 7 as it has XP mode so can still run some old car manual progs.

Is that the new immigrant quarters arriving?

Well I'm shocked.

Lost me on that one.

Seem to think it was May. I'll have to find a pic to confirm. Edit, none of the road but found one of the kids. May 2015.

Me, Mandi and my younger son Andrew went to visit Sam at Bath spar uni a few years back. We all rode to the Gorge and because the weather was cool and overcast the place was almost deserted. Def the best time we've had there.

I'm hungry now.

Come on Bob, I'm going to have to pour another rose.

You have mentioned Currys in the past.

what's the prob, unless you're not allowed.

Went passed my mates Monday and noticed 2 Picassos in his garden, his wife also drives a Citroen. I found a piece of paper in the car and wrote, "Can I buy the front bumper off one of your scrap citroens in the garden?" I left my No but he hasn't contacted me yet, not sure he recognised the No either.

Me too. Welcome.

Still half way through.

Happy birthday day.

I'm not going back to check that.

I'm going to continue sitting on my phone.