Pedro

For the life of me I can't understand what goes on in someone's mind when they go for a close up group selfie with a stranger like that. You think they were angling for some kinky fun in France? That's not how you take a food picture. You took one before the meal arrived and one after you ate it, were you that hungry? Looking forward to this report!

I don’t defend any brotherhood, not even bikers, there’s twats everywhere! Last place I want to be seen in is a bar full of GSs outside. I like GS’s as a bike, though, and a nice 1150 is a very balanced and planted bike in my opinion. You don’t like them, and that’s fine, but then again you quite like the RE you’re selling so I don’t really know what to think of your taste in bikes.

Drive that thing straight in the middle of a track and any car will have trouble passing, that's for sure.

Yes, but if done from an Italian company, or using an Italian name, it'll not be so shit and people will think it's cool and European.

After so long, and they'll still going to make them ugly. The real seller would be a replica of the first model, with he exposed everything. Take this with a modern engine, add some stupid tires and all hipsters will want one

You need to ask them to take those red stripes off even if they don't sell it to you, just to gain karma points in the universe.

It'll go ok, it's a BMW

Hey @Buckster, did you know about this? I just saw this on AdvRider, it's the Scottish cottage where the Davidsons lived before they emigrated to the US to then eventually start Harley-Davidson, now brought back to life. https://thedavidsonlegacy.com https://goo.gl/maps/jr1DbVVN21Wiiwgn6

Regardless of accuracy, that's just disrespectful towards an all around nice guy like Ian.

Dinner plates sounds very cool to bring along! It also makes it look like a 60’s caddy, it’ll get me vote once it’s colour coordinated for sure!

What Pete is expecting to look like when going for a ride after they've gone through his bike, out on a casual sunday ride:

I like that, pretty place. Shame about the topbox

All I remember are two pictures, one on a wet gravely layby, the other behind the dumpster on an alley behind a chinese restaurant.

You’d never have gotten that in Portugal, people here would kill a loved one for that burger over the shit they get.

Look who’s talking!

Yummy and inviting foods should be mandatory in hospitals and hospices, because some patients can't have proper food all the others suffer for it. Can't think of anything worse than being sick or old and weak, needing to eat, and being served a plate of tasteless shit. Good on you for making a nice roast!

That makes it yours and your brothers'. Clearly You don't know the rules!

No it hasn't, it's only you being nuts

I don't know ... you brits are too weird: don't like garlic, eggs make you fart, vegetables make you fart, everything either makes you fart or stink Maybe you are just stinky and fart a lot because of genetics, stop blaming proper food

If a BMW rattles, does it mean it's got personality too?

Johnny finds a roll of chicken wire, so he heads out ... Neighbor asks: hey Johnny, where are you going with that chicken wire? Johnny says: Going to catch some chicken Neighbour says, laughing: Johnny, you can't catch chicken with chicken wire!!! But sure enough, Johnny comes home after a few hours with 5 chicken strapped to his belt. Next day, Johnny heads out holding on to a roll of duct tape. Neighbour, sitting outside, shouts at him: hey Johnny, where are you going with that duct tape? Johnny says: well, to catch some ducks. Neighbour says: that's just silly, you can't catch ducks using duct tape, it's not even spelled the same! But sure enough, he watches Johnny coming back after a few hours with 6 ducks strapped to his belt. Next day, Johnny heads out holding on to a bouquet of pussy willow. Neighbour, sitting outside, shouts at Johnny: hey Johnny, wait a moment, I'm coming along Saw this on instagram, had to look up what pussy willow is