Pedro

Wait, what? a normal pretty looking Bimota? it’s got a saggy back but still…

Bimota used to make weird looking curvy bikes, now they make really weird pointy bikes

it’s not the engines, on twins I understand why, what I hate it is the journos mentioning it like they now all know what it means

Not with that fat front tire it’s not that bike needs a set of nice Akront wheels and some dirt track tires to look nice. They should name it the Hipster Fantasy, because it’s what it is, once you plate it, put blinkers and mirrors on it’ll look like another pretender bike with 9,5cm suspension travel with a too fat front tire. Hipsters! ….

Saw one of these in person once, look 10 times weirder in real life than in pictures!

Too late to nominate @yen_powell? If not, I do.

Wouldn’t go walking in there for fun, but given enough wine in a freeky evening it sounds like a…. No, it’s still a no.

I see what you did!

Does @Specs spend time here during the day? If so I nominate him, he's never said daft things...

What's mexican about that rice, Bob?

How should I know, I hope not. I'd start by deleting all posts that trigger me to ignore said posters, and considering my previous trigger happiness I would say I'm not a good nominee. The responsibility of what would happen would fall on who gave me the gun. Guns don't erase threads or ban people, moderators do

@boboneleg and @Buckster would be my choices, Buckster already having declined and Bob already having been offered the thing, I would say @Sir Fallsalot or @MooN are my next choices and I'd be happy with either of the previous four. Neither @Sir Fallsalot or @MooN spend much time here during most days, though, and chances are both might decline too. Start with on one, that's something. Make sure whoever gets it gets to ban people, though.

Does't sound too appealing

In fact, my brother was in Albania last I heard from him

Well, it is chinese

I started with the 21 Transalp, and then the 21 inch XR, the GS1150 felt natural as does the current one. However, I have ridden a few 17 inch bikes but all sporty bikes like Sofia's Speed Triple.

I've never ridden a bike with a 17 inch wheel but a proper traillie riding position like a Tracer or a Multistrada, have you?

Something bad is triggered in me when someone goes to the effort of putting a small mat on the floor to protect the carpet and then park the bike with one of the side stands off it.

The post office called asking for my address since the package only had the town's name and my house number It's a small package ...

@Buckster, do you think they might be the same?

I don’t know, I know of someone who is in trouble with the tax agency from information that could only have been accessed through his private online purchases

Down to the T, tax revenue offices must only be waiting for the case to pile up before knocking on the door.

i’ve now used Aliexpress: the order was shipped without street name in the adress! I’m now imagining a chinese guy wandering around my town asking which house is number 9

This was in Portuguese national evening news! Basically two world class gorgeous hotties marry each other, praise the lord! Praise gay marriage!