Pedro

Maybe they had to get the big van to deliver it!

Tried my best to look stylish but it’s hard to do after having to prop up my phone on some rocks. All I thought was that morrocan must be laughing himself silly in the distance looking at me

I’ll just go and leave this here:

It’s not that, it’s a one sided swing arm!

What is up with that scrambler? At first I thought it was just another hipster ruined bike but then saw the swingarm!

That was one cool little monkey, it was his personality that got him nominated

My submission now features a monkey which shows that anyone can ride a GS and even monkeys have taste!

Those monkeys left me a sad feeling in the way that they live. The one on the bike was a cool dude, though, so yes, go on and change my submission. More on the issue of wild monkeys in my report, that will be written sometime in 2025

It’s got it’s moments, Bob! It’s a big mix of emotional places, but I do enjoy the adventure of being away and riding off in the morning is always nice.

Can you not easily buy burguers from a butcher in the UK?

Those boots look amazing, well done! mine looked amazing three days ago. Good thing about nicely prepped boots is that with just a dry show brush you can clean most of the new dirt away in seconds as it just falls off.

That’s not a light pan, either!

She’s depressed, fat, ugly, overeating crap, unmotivated, her situation is sad and you don’t get out of that easily. Her husband is obviously not a big force in enthusiasm and positiveness either, that started way before her. They got together and two individual bad energies combined into a big one.

Just continuing with your own joke, dude

It’s going to be a pair of pants or boots or whatever. Or a generator! A Goldwing would be cool though!

You joke, the beef and bacon are cut and ground in front of me, then pressed slightly. I season it with salt and sometimes pepper and that’s it! Plus, don’t ruin bacon and chorizo! edit: bacon is an extra for special burguers, normal ones are 100% beef and they work perfectly

Well, you two and Pete figure it out

Don’t know who Edward is, but I buy burguers from Sérgio and there is only beef and bacon on his burguers!

What are you up to? New bike?

Emulsified pork tube, is that a sausage?

Funnily enough, took me a while to get that I have ridden all of today’s roads before, but nothing has been maintained so they are completely different and more offroad than before.

The one on my bike was cool, the other one was a twat!