Skippy

You just fucking had to didn’t you?

Of course you can……….just like you can make a video with someone out of shot and produce a video that suggests more than there is……….of course, I could be wrong?

You fucking do-gooder

Racist

Have a great day you fucking old fossil.

I got my blood test results back today and went through them with my doctor. All good apart from my cholesterol is high so I’m going onto some low dosage tablets for a couple of months to help get it down and at the same time make some changes to the diet and up the exercise. I don’t eat badly and I’m active but a bit of improvement in those areas won’t hurt. Apart from that no dramas!

That’s positive then

Ah yes the old back gate problem. Mind you, it also makes it more difficult for some scumbag to get it out!

Spot on those Bob, had a couple of sets for years and they still work as well as they did when they were new. Mind you, I think they’re much better on a dirt bike rather than a naked road bike. I bought some bar end mirrors off Amazon and they work well but I can’t remember what make at the moment.

I can hear the pride in @XTreme’s voice as he describes the depravity of this place.

At least that would be more interesting than going to Albox for tea bags.

I think you need to widen your criteria. Forget all this adventure bike stuff and get something daft as fuck, fast as fuck and something that says you don’t give a………you get the idea Pete. Get a naked bike.

He doesn’t……he waits for the attendant.

Very different indeed………rarely cold during winter, sweltering hot during July and August and far less abandoned stuff.………and no @XTreme

That’s about right too!

Damn it mate I can’t.

I’ve never seen anything like it! I think it would be a great stag do night out

The right thing to do Pete.

Please don’t encourage him

Not this weekend mate

Tell you where I am mate, I’m ‘in’ no fucking doubt that we need a separate thread for Marcel and Zaak

That’s a proper nice bit of kit

Bit bitchy

He couldn’t hack it, anyway, he’s not allowed to go out overnight on his own.

A bit of porridge