Skippy

Yes I can tell

Are you in Wetherspoons then?

That’s a logical assumption I guess……… @Bucksterwhat d’ya think?

My old neighbour had one and he liked it, although he complained it was too fast. Fucking faggot………..ooooh does that get me a ban?

I think you’re scared to try it in case you like it.

Just checked the local dealer prices and for €4,500 to €5,000 you can pick up a 2019 model with 30,000 klms…………..mmmmmmm

Funny you should say that…….

Mmmmm, satisfying in an odd way rather than Xciting

Right O

Probably not because it’s factual.

By all accounts Marseille have quite a tasty firm so I’ve no doubt it’ll be a busy night for the Old Bill.

Bbrraaaaaaaaaappp………bloody thing makes you ride like a twat. No change there then?

Cheers @Clive so which ones are these, lighter or heavier than standard?

Just had a look at the Costa variators, seem to be about €300 for my scoot…………braaaap!

I like the idea of that Just had a look on Amazon.es and you can buy a set for about 55 euros but there are so many different one/sizes so how will I know which one to go for?

Now then………not a bad idea. A mate if mine in the UK told me to be careful I didn’t catch my skirt in the back wheel so you may be onto something there @Buckster

Collected the scooter and took it for a spin. Stopped by my mates place en route for a brew…………it’s addictive this twist and go lark Already been scouring the usual places for unnecessary bling and I can confirm it’s mostly chavtastic. Bring it on!

Yes, I am, looking forward to it and mine will come with a side stand and centre stand unlike the one in the picture.

Oooh lucky me I’ve found one

Won’t have the scoot in time so this will have to make do

A 125 would probably suffice

Tasty, is it a Tmax?

Get a big fuck off maxi scoot mate

So……..scooter? Oh yes, the dealer wanted €1,999 but I managed to secure the deal for €1,700 including the cost of transfer. Happy days so should be able to pick it up one day next week…………and it’s still gonna be faster away than any heap of chromed wank @Buckster toot, toot!