Buckster

Well this will work.

A real one.

You don’t need to force the Portuguese to eat horse cock.

Two errors in a minuscule statement, bit early to be on the sauce isn’t it?

I think she was hoping to outlive Charles, we have the court jester as the monarch now. Not that they have any power anyway, we are basically a republic by any other name.

and if you still have pain, try a shit ton of whisky.

I can arrange to send you if you would like?

My grandad was definitely cooler than that.

Well you have a real bike now so there's that.

Gay.

Harleys just jump over shit like that.

Apparently you did twice.

There are three Harleys here now, although one of them is basically a toaster, any more and it will be a takeover, it has definitely raised the standard of the forum from the mundane to the dizzy heights of real motorcycles. The rest of you are ponces.

You just want another picture for your fantasy collection.

Where is the haggis?

One whiff of your underkaks and they will excuse you.