Buckster

or the colour of his pubes.

I don't need no stinking kick starter.

Dead dogs and shit like that.

He sounds like a feckless twat, then you see him trying to do something on a bike and you realise he is a feckless twat.

for the tree.

The bolt is never going to be an issue, in fact I would replace that anyway with something made of marine stainless. I get bolts and fasteners here.

And left the step stool out.

A bit of travel advice, when visiting Edinburgh you don't have to lock up your motorbike. But I recommend it anyway, or else it will be stolen.

I rest my case.

No they went to a laundromat.

So you only knew one heterosexual.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Jury duty continues.

Weather looks shit here.

Honda ownership was technically illegal back then wasn't it?

Did you fall off and land on your face?

Let’s face it, Jesus has a lot better taste than that.

@busabeast spotted in his "special" truck.