Buckster

When I was the tender age of 17 and had a gixxer 550, one of my mates had a faired 350 ypvs. It was quicker at the bottom end than my gixxer but I reeled him in as we picked up speed, handling was pretty much on par but the yam had a point at which it would throw a mega tank slapper while the gixxer was grinding the pegs. He was always able to recover the tank slapper but it shit him up every time.

Then you would have two.

For all Mankind.

That’s what happens when you mess with Harley riders.

@busapussy would have blown everyone into the weeds if he had one back in the day. As it is all he does now is blow everyone in the truck stop.

You will be safe, the tories are all pedophiles and they won't go after their own.

Hey Pete! Do you want your stalker back?

sounds like the maps need updating.

Glasgow salad.

and don't get me started on who decided eggs were a good idea, eating something brown that a chicken squeezed out of its arse?

I'm building a cold fusion reactor.

How would he know? He lives in Canada.

It’s okay, I didn’t expect you to take any advice, you know far better than everyone.

You don’t leave unless you have a job to go to. Unless you want to be the only twat in the room.

Just as well you don’t have a new mortgage and another kid on way, so you have no money worries.

Boss not trusting you with the truck after putting it in the ditch.

He is an expert on everything ever mentioned.