Buckster

The Green Welly Stop was quiet as it was a Friday, I guarantee it will have been ramming with bikes today. This is technically the southern tip of the Highlands.

I headed along the south side of the Firth of Forth through the villages and past little Texas, aka Grangemouth oil refinery. Then through Falkirk and Bannockburn to pick up the A811 towards the Trossachs. I rode around the south side then followed the west bank of Loch Lomond up to Tarbet before heading up to Tyndrum and The Green Welly Stop for fuel and a piss break after 105 miles.

So for yesterday's ride my plan for heading north didn't look good on the weather radar, I would have ended up riding Glen Lyon in the rain which is no fun. So instead I headed west with the plan of hitting the west coast. Unfortunately I left the memory card for the gopro at home so I only have a few pictures.

He will wear his bobble hat.

Ugly Cunts Club.

Clap?

Yes.

Send it if you want, if it doesn’t fit me I will give it to someone else in the HDRCGB.

It will be too short in the arms for me, I’m a tall guy. Unlike you.

Is it sized small?

You can’t see them when I’m riding and I only buy ones off the sale rack, I think I have only ever paid full price for a Harley shirt once and that was for someone else.

Any progress?

Says the guy with the Indian branded jacket.

Miles, km is gay.

I emailed him the other day, it looks like he is not checking messenger.

Is that the official UCC?

It was raining on Mull, just overcast in Oban where I was, I rode south into sun, did 325 miles today.

That will be the Atantuc ocean out there then.

So you pay a premium to advertise for Ducati race sponsors?

I think we would all appreciate a video of that happening to you.

Endure? That’s what he went there for.

Not only did he turn water into wine, he turned it into the best wine.

There is no such thing as holy water and wine is just wine.