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It's taken 6 weeks but my handguards are now fitted! You may remember that I couldn't get one of the bar end Torx bolts to come out. Anyway.....it's now sorted! Not by me I should point out.......cos I'm not temperamentally suited to using tools. But I know someone who is......and he has Loadsa Fucking Tools!

You've had more pricks than a Swansea girl! What you say @Sir Fallsalot?

With the Bill Gates microchip that sends out 5G signals?

He was even standing in the tunnel! George Lynch is great......loved all his stuff with Dokken!

Brilliant @Earache Two questions: Why is that guy standing on the pegs all the time.......and what's the soundtrack?

I bloody love Leeks! Years since I had any!

No leeks in it @Sir Fallsalot?

You're farkling your wheelchair?

Only out for an hour.......and still restricted to within the perimeters of the town area.

Been brightening up over the last few hours......might get an hour out after MotoGP!

You're Livin' The Dream Clive!

Weather is shit again today!

What is that Pedro?

Oh yeh......they remember EVERYTHING you've said and done to piss them off!

Generally I don't remember jack shit! But the wife seems to remember every little thing.

I think Marie would jump at that shit! She's gagging for a Tony Danza I'd say!

You have one hell of a memory Rog.......that was 17 years ago in Connahs Quay. Not my Rottweiler I must point out!

Why doesn't she get a bike herself Fred?

I had HA and HC Vivas.......totally shite obviously!

Yes......I did pick up on that vibe Pedro!

She can't do any of that now cos of her osteoarthritis Tym. That's why I still can't get that fucking bolt out of the handlebars.

I wish I could find that photo of you with them......the look on your face was unforgettable!

I do have one overbearing bitch to deal with though...... That's Luna......I rescued her in 2006......she's nearly 15 now. She was always with my eldest boy until he left in 2016, but over the last couple of years she's latched onto me! Obsessively! If I leave the house she gets separation anxiety......except if I go on the bike! Then she goes mental! She barks and howls at the door and goes out of her way to make life as difficult as possible for the wife. Presumably she holds her responsible for letting me go on the bike. Saturday and Sunday she's on pins......waiting for me to make the move. I've even resorted to trying to sneak out behind her back.....but I always get caught. If I do something to the bike on a weekday like cleaning it or something, she's there in the garage watching every move I make. And she won't settle down till I cover it again.