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Superb Eric! Looks a nice 1150GS too.

Give it a shot Rich.......grab a test ride whenever you get a chance! I always did! I remember test riding a Z1B in 1975.......it absolutely blew my mind, but I just didn't have that sort of dosh (about 1275 quid) back then. Bought a new H1F instead......710 quid I think it was.

I could have been a contender! But I did get @Tym's ban on CycleWorld reversed when I pretended to be.......

Yeh.....he is a bit of a fucking state I know! But with my past history I'm unlikely to attract discerning motorcyclists am I?

As @Grasshopper's Ride has previously suggested.......I am merely the Ringmaster in a Circus full of Freaks! And now......you're part of the Freak Show!

If the camera and mic is in the protective case does it cut out wind noise? I know what you mean about the camera on the helmet being a bit obtrusive but it gives the best view by far.......and no vibes like you can get sometimes if it's on the bike.....particularly with Thumpers.

@Tym......how do you record on them without getting the wind noise?

......and the cheese on the tank! Not even T-Cut will remove it!

Not just his ass! @BusBoy........ @Swagman wants to see you naked for some reason.

I did have help though didn't I @Tym?

Acting as the decoy! You smooth operator! Were you amusing them with your mullet?

How did you find us? Through Facebook?

Well you certainly seem to like it here Keith. Only because you don't stand out as so much of a thick twat in this environment.

And don't forget shoplifting round town in your lunch hour!

When you're out in 45C it's hard......no doubt about it. But not as hard as it is for those who come here on holiday......or those who have only recently come here. I think @Clive struggles with it?

I've been here since 2005 Keith......my metabolism has changed! I have much more tolerance for higher temperatures and much less tolerance for lower temperatures.

I built them!

Long, long story that goes back to Bikezone in 2002 Clive! The only ones here on that one were @Tym @Lone Amigo and @Mess. Most of the others came in with DualSportUK in 2004. But in between those two was Gigabikes. And after DualSportUK was MaximumBikes! Long journey here!

Hi Fettman......good to see you! ?

But the good news is it's seemed to have lasted longer than some of the previous cesspits!

This is a first.......and you won't see shit like this on ButtRider that's for sure! Tell 'em @Tym OK here we go......on the road from Chirivel to Oria......destination Albox! And here is Albox in the province of Almeria......the town that has no drains in the streets. Don't ask.....this is Spain! The first Brit shop......where we usually get teabags in bulk. Had to make do with 4 boxes of 300 for the time being. Stocks were pretty much depleted and you can guess why. But I can't discuss that particular topic as I'm as subject to the same rules as everybody else. Then onto the next Brit shop.......and couldn't park cos the place was full of fucking twats! So it was revert to the old Rep's trick of double parking with hazards on and boot open. Unloading you see. As you all know I'm not temperamentally suited to walking! And here's the shop...... Amazingly we met a Welsh woman in there........it's very rare to see other Welsh outside Wales. She was from Cardiff funnily enough.......and I was really surprised she didn't tell me to "Fuck off back to Swansea you Jack bastard!" That's a first! Anyway......we did a quick Supermarket Sweep in there and off we went again......back into Granada province. It was 14C in Albox......yet only 4C where we live! You gotta be hard to survive where I live......just getting out of bed is Rugged Individualism!

You've started talking to yourself now then Rich? For some reason this place turns people into fucking imbeciles! Any theories @Grasshopper's Ride?

And he still came out unfit and thick as shit!