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That's something different again......a cigarette. This is a good comparison.......

It must be like permanently walking round with your ass hanging out of your trousers! It has to be the toughest gig in the world being English though.......because whatever country you visit you know they all fucking hate you. And then when you're back in England all the English hate each other! Bob drew the short straw there for sure......even The Leg is made more welcome in places than he is.

Not sure if you know, but meatballs are faggots to us! Americans always have a good laugh outside Butchers' shops in the UK reading the signs saying "Fresh Faggots" or "Buy 4 Faggots and get 1 Free" etc.

I'm sure deep down, considering the amount of time he spends in Wales and all the friends he's got there, he must be fucking gutted he was born on the wrong side of the bridge! I know I'd be fucking gutted if I'd been!

After 31st December NONE of you are going anywhere @Sir Fallsalot .......unless you're super rich and can buy your way in. Except @Tym of course........tell 'em Tym

No arguments from me, @Sir Fallsalot, @Specs, and @KAYZ1 on those points Bruce!

Yes......loads in Summer....I'm always getting bitten.

I could have quite happily stayed in Perpignan but we were already committed to Spain. Originally I wanted to go to France......but I was outvoted 3-1 as the others wanted to go to Spain. Then the boys eventually left......after they'd skewered the vote against France. Their toilets in the motorway services are pretty weird though......where you stand up to take a shit in a hole in the floor. It was all I could do not to shit over my trainers!

What Tym said!

In my case it's just being able to ride the bike. That's why I'm going to make the most of this weekend cos I'm not sure when the next one will be.

They do Pedro......great bikes. I think the styling lets them down though.....too supermoto-ish. Equipments levels are very basic too........and they're not the ideal thing for doing distances. More comfortable than the earlier ones....but not all day comfortable. Another downside is they were plagued by FI hesitation at lower revs......a lot of people have fitted Power Commanders to get round it. Apart from it's lighter weight (10kg less) the Beemer is a better option for me.

Seems like Granada province (due to those twats in the city) is now the hotspot region in Andalucia!

.......we sailed out of Poole Harbour late at night en route for Cherbourg.......leaving Britain forever! Destination Spain! At the same time in Cardiff @Renegade and his head-tapping twats were throwing a party to celebrate that I was leaving! We drove through France the following day and stayed the night in Perpignan......that was a lovely place. The following morning we crossed the border into Spain and never left. Despite the fact that some said we wouldn't last a year! A lot has changed since then......the 3 dogs that came with us have now gone! The youngest boy left for NL in 2013, and the eldest boy left for Poland in 2016. It wasn't long before I got a pic on the seafront in the Costa Calida........to wind up all my mates back in Britain who were still stuck there in the pissing rain! And 15 years later I'm still doing it! I guess some things never change!

Well if it's any consolation this result may get us better positioning for the terms "French Cunt" and "Cunts who can't put a bike on a stand". @MooN......give me a full size pic taken at a distance!

So you went to Santa Fe for the faggots then Eric?

Park your bikes up guys.......

So what you got planned @Pedro?

You could understand my accent Michelle?

With the figures still rising here the next stage will be a hard lockdown extended home confinement like they did in March! Mark my words......this will be coming within two weeks!

Women with knives? Scary memories from 1972!

Now they're all on six! So I've deleted the no-hopers which are me, Pedro, and Fred! Anybody who voted for one of us losers now needs to recast their vote for one of the frontrunners!

You are Hanoverians Bob......it's not some sort of slur.....it's a genetic fact!

So just give the award to Moon because he lives in France? In your case I'd say that living in France is all the more reason not to give it to him........considering that lot hate your lot!

Not any more!