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Brilliant @Tym........and even quoting a Swansea poet!

It ain't great Clive.......may have an opportunity next Sunday though. But it looks like we're still going to be banged up within the town perimeters till well into the New Year.

It's bloody shit! I can't do my Omega Man gig in conditions like that! Where's my 25C, blue skies, and collapsing buildings?

No......we see it every year Fred! We're 3000 ft up in the mountains!

All this shit sounds like Damp Motorcycling to me!

And if you go under @Sir Fallsalot will be on hand to give you mouth to mouth Clive. So maybe it would be better not to go under!

How old was this guy.......and what was he riding? And it sounds like you need to take @Clive on one of your expeditions......I'm sure he'd be well up for riding across rivers!

You've stooped to trying to kill a Pensioner Fred?

I don't remember that one Bob......I can remember the one with The Leg stuck in the river though!

@boboneleg.......that's the F650GS Dakar......not the G. They never used the Dakar name again on the G......it was the Sertao!

It's now snowing here! FFS!

Absolutely! Course if you look at the original UJM's they all had high, wide bars and forward footrests........but over the years the bars got lower and narrower and the footrests went back. So the UJM's actually changed a lot over time.

And I'd throw in the CB500X as well.

You could class the Kwak as something based on a UJM......but not the other two!

So who are you going to talk to on the CB Tym?

@Tym is going through a particularly unstable period at the moment Michelle........what with those mopeds and then all those lights on the KLR! If he can get in a gun battle at the Stop'n'Stab and then find a few dead hookers in the woods it'll make his Xmas!

Are people still using CB's then @Tym?

Good quality shots Tym!

You needed somebody to teach you how to ride a bike? What's wrong with just getting on and repeatedly falling off like the rest of us did? Did you need somebody to teach you how to shag a bird as well Yen?

And what have we got? Fucking misery......that's what we've got! What about you?

Where's the pic.......you're not doing a @Buckster here are you?

No......it should be BIKE of the Year if anything!