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No Michelle.....you're on first......you've got the offroad perspective!

Looks like my bars will be delivered Tuesday!

Great Pedro......keep those handy cos we can use something from Sofia after Michelle's promotion.

No you weren't you pervert......you just wanted to get @Grasshopper's Ride's attention with your unsightly erection!

Same here with the Madrid twats......but they're all locked in now.

You go through and see which one you think would be best Michelle! Something inspirational being done by a strong woman type of thing!

What teeth?

It goes without saying that they don't need to see your ass Bruce!

@Grasshopper's Ride has recommended that we up our game a bit with the marketing and promotion on Facebutt. I'm just sticking a link in and that's it.....and we don't seem to be attracting much attention. So our resident strange woman recommended we personalise it more with shots of bikes....and if possible riders. So I thought let's start with her and market it towards the Ladies initially. Hopefully she can come up with some shots of her out on the bike to inspire other women to check us out. But we need some clickbait to go with it! And who better than our very own poor man's Dan Walsh @Mawsley? He could deploy a few Oscar Wilde turns of phrase to really get the hook in! So......what do you lot reckon?

Fucking Peeping Tom!

Nice one Pedro.....now pinned! I'm holding fire for my submission to see if I can get a decent one this weekend! @Mawsley.......get your Vespa in!

He's a deviant without a doubt Michelle!

Very nice!

@Grasshopper's Ride do you have any experience of men climbing over from the back to the front with unsightly erections and letting the handbrake off?

So you got out of the Reliant bollocks naked with an unsightly erection and started pushing it?

You gotta feel sorry for the people who bought those cars off him haven't you?

I think most of us are a bit old and inflexible for "it" in the car these days. Back in 73 my Fiat 850 Sport Coupe saw a bit of back seat action.......god knows how considering the space available.

But if those parts or accessories originated from Europe then the price is going to be higher Clive......cos the UK supplier will have had to pay the import duty. And what about European bikes......will those cost more?

Update is that Tony the Tools will fit them for me! He was thinking of a set for his bike so he's interested to see what they're like. Delivery should be later on next week.....they're coming from Poland. You guys in Britain have got to pay import taxes on stuff from Europe now haven't you?

Yeh......you got it!