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In Pedro's defence, Southern Europe does get lumbered with the worst that Britain can offer!

Bit of rain overnight......but now it's looking a lot brighter and everything has dried up. So I may be out later, as temps are only predicted to get up to mid 20's.

Right......but what's that got to do with getting belted by females?

Angry bosses? What's that?

You worn your knob down so now you're gay?

Just a feeling I got really......along with the number of times I got smacked in the face!

Not really.......in my younger days I had a bit of a rep for sneaking round behind womens' backs and lying to them. Apparently I have a terrible attitude towards women.

He has a bit of form for being a bit uneconomical with the truth with her! No idea where he gets that trait from!

I don't mind Clive getting twatted in the chin by it......providing there's a vid of course. Not that I wish Clive any ill harm.......it's just that shit like this could go viral and really get us on the map. I'm sure Clive wouldn't mind taking one for the team!

Hit the fucking roof! Because of the way my boy did it......he'd denied that she was pregnant to the wife about a month before when he was here. He said that he was going to marry this loony in Poland......and the wife asked him...."Is she pregnant?" He just lied point blank to her face. Then he got me to try and get him out of the shit by telling me instead!

I hadn't......till he told me! My other son from NL was here at the time and he saw me coming down the stairs with a look of shock on my face. He asked me what's the matter and I told him......and that I'd now got to tell the wife! He just said....."Holy fuck.......I'm going out before you tell her". And he legged it as well.

I was very involved with them......but if they wanted anything they always came to me first. Never her! Cos they knew I'd never say no to them......and they knew I could always bullshit my way round the wife. And they still do it now.....in their thirties! My boy in Poland got his girlfriend pregnant and came straight to me.....so I could break it to the wife! He dropped it in my lap and legged it! When I told her, her first words were "How long have you known about this?.......and don't you fucking dare lie to me". So I got all the fucking flack for it!

Any control or discipline always came from the wife! I'm the soft touch with kids and animals!

I think a whiskey chaser would be more palatable Michelle!

We need some Prog......Carl Palmer's drumming on this is incredible!

Pics and vids of carnage required!

I did with my first wife......and so did @Clive.

Complete SS180's fetch big dosh don't they?

The PM here has announced that obligatory mask-wearing outdoors will come to an end on 26th June after being introduced 31st March 2020.

GMail is quicker and easier to use, the search facility is second to none, and it's very secure. It's also pre-installed on all Android phones so the setup is dead easy, and it syncs to all your other devices.

That ship sailed years ago Bob!

I did a few times before June 73 (when the law changed) but only very local and usually just to dry my hair! The only exception to that was when I bought my first vehicle in June 1971......a Lambretta TV175. I didn't have the money to get a helmet for a week or two.......so I had to learn to ride with no helmet and nobody to show me what controls were what. The good old days!

Get back to the Docs Tym!