XTreme

It's top box weekend I see!

Stick around....tell us a bit about yourself!

Costa Coffee on a Hypermotard......Ewan and Charley will be watching this shit for sure!

You don't have cafes in the middle of nowhere! Or petrol stations! You don't even get a phone signal.

So you went to McDonalds and it rained?

Despite having a migraine I went out for an hour......cos somebody's got to give this place some credibility. We're just lucky that there's other forums out there where people are even more pathetic than you lot. I think the first pic could be my BOTM entry this month.......not that I'll get any votes obviously. You pricks would vote for a Burger Van or a Wheelbarrow before you'd vote for any bike of mine!

Bloody hell Tony.......that's some detective work!

No idea..... @boboneleg?

Hi Parker!

That looks nice!

Still stuff like THIS available here!

I went in one about 20 years ago in Bristol......and it was awful. Royal something?

I paid €1400 for this in 2010.......1996, 29k kms, and completely original.

He's having a laugh surely? And WTF sort of pipe is that on it?

What's the tall construction Eric?

This is seriously sad shit!

Excellent Eric......what are those for?

I was actually drinking there Bob.......getting as much of my bottle of water into me while it simultaneously leaked out of my skin!

Of course not......you're not in the UK!

That's a modern looking hospital Pedro!

Read it and weep you Casuals! Sorry.....wrong forum.....got confused!

Needs more trains really.

Out early and crossed into Murcia province......unfortunately it was already getting really hot. And I ended up doing over 200kms in scorching heat as I took a few wrong turns as usual......both on the way out and the way back. But at least I didn't need to take a van or pedestrian pace riding buddies! My mission was to locate an abandoned bunch of country houses south of Barranda that I'd spotted on Google Maps and Google Earth. And after a few wrong turns I finally found them. They had obviously been empty for many years though there was evidence that somebody had been sleeping in there at some time. Fortunately there were no psychotic axe murderers lurking in there......all of whom would no doubt be poised to bum me as @boboneleg has speculated! Seems like I dodged that bullet for another week then! Anyway.....that's enough of the sodomy conspiracy theories.......cos it's time for Dark Motorcycling!

That's a bloody crazy thing to do!

Yes......cos he wasn't with you!