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Came to Spain and didn't show your face here did you?

I've mentioned this one in the past, but it may not be familiar to everybody! This one goes back to 1972 and there was this one guy, Dai Tanner, who used to fall off his bike! A lot! Back in those days we were always in a pack......so it was guaranteed he was going to do it in front of everybody at some point. And the first time he did it......he started crying! Everybody was horrified cos he was shaming us (this was the Greaser/Skinhead era).......so he got told that if he cried again he'd get a twatting. Sure enough he kept falling off......and everytime he did he started his snivelling. So we'd all run over to him (even if he was still on the floor) and give him a fucking belting! If anybody missed the run, and they found out he'd been crying, they'd just give him another fucking smack as soon as they saw him. He gave up bikes in the end. Maybe it wasn't for him.

I worked with a guy who had been everywhere, done everything, knew everything......you know the type. It was in a motor factors in Swansea in the late 70's......I was about 24/25.......he was mid thirties and originally from London. I remember one time I asked him if he was in the Swinging Sixties London scene.......and he came out with all this shit about kipping at Hendrix's flat, being in the studio when "All you need is Love" was recorded, out drinking with Keith Moon etc. So I asked him was it true with the Mick Jagger - Marianne Faithful Mars Bar story? He turned to me, and said absolutely emphatically......"Too bleedin right it's true.......cos Mick used my Mars Bar to do it".

Same here! That's why I spat my olives onto @Pedro's plate back in 2006. He seemed to enjoy them though!

Absolutely!

I got stuck in the women's toilets in Strensham Services back in the 80's!

That you know of.....because they don't fess up when they get compromised. See THIS!

It's heavier than a 650 Strom?

Do you think there may be a connection between those two Fred?

Just use GMail.......nothing beats it!

And the same engine as the 2007 F Model using the same Rotax components. Buck's assertion is that because somebody Chinese has handled the engine components then it makes the bike Chinese. Funny how the F models were never called Taiwanese or Italian though?

What you say @Six30?

Is your mate still with you Eric?

What Buck thinks he looks like...... What Buck really looks like...... What you say @Tym?

Funny that......your neighbour says the same thing!

James Hewitt now working as a Gardener!

I think it was 16 years here and never got done for wife beating! I did have a go but she sparked me out first round.

Six said you're under the thumb Rich?

Tarjeta de identidad de extranjero! Foreigner Identity Card!

He needs to wash! I keep thinking about those poor bastards who had to share a Jacuzzi with him!

Because snowflakes are getting to you!