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Great report and fantastic pics Pedro! And two ladies with you on the trip? What a Player!

If a mushroom cloud starts forming overhead I'll need a cup of tea!

@Six30

Had a nice chat with her father (first time we've ever connected) via Whatsapp text. I don't think there'll be a problem in me using him to keep the psycho bitch in line. And she'll be very wary now I've got a direct line of communication with him.

I've phoned up and told them to put 3300 away for me ready!

They used you as a shopping cart?

Why would that be any different to normal?

And no photos? What you say @Tym?

Yes.....you're off Buck's wish list! However I don't think @Six30 is so choosy.....if that helps!

Nobody wants 5'11"s then?

I just checked on average UK heights......seems the Welsh are the tallest.

A short gayboy's bike!

Got another one from somebody calling themselves Sonya: "I am looking for sex, but do you want? Come in here"

Is that the snowfoam stuff Ian?

We're off to Albox tomorrow!

Me and @Specs endured it wearing dresses!

Literally translates to buena salud which is good health!

He doesn't want to talk......he just wants what he wants. Then he'll want even more......like all of the former Soviet countries returned to him.

Bottled out I reckon! Or as the wife reckons, his missus has said don't talk to him cos he wants to steal our grandchildren. Yes......they are that fucking loopy!

I lived through the 50's......so did @Clive......so there must be something to it!

Her old man was supposed to be contacting me via Whatsapp. Been waiting two days now......and he seems to have no-showed so far!

......just follow this advice from the 1950's!

Even the gypsies say I'm more crude than they are!

Apparently Russia are using thermobaric missiles that destroy internal organs and vaporise peoples' bodies. And bombing childrens' hospitals as well. At what point is NATO going to step in and protect these people?