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Great report and superb pics Pedro......what a stunning place!

Didn't take long.......she's now moaning about the school. She's made him very babyish and constantly needing reassurance from her......so he's now crying in school and she says they're not giving him the attention he needs. She also doesn't think the schools and the teachers are very good here! Reckons that the Spanish look on Poles as third worlders whereas it's the Spanish that are actually the third worlders. One thing you NEVER do here as an outsider is criticise Spain and it's people. This ain't going to end well. I can see her using this as a reason at some point to take them all back to Poland.

You won.....get over it!

Only 4 entries......does anybody actually ride bikes here?

It's honestly not far off now!

Later on in May it warms up a lot. But this amount of rain for so long is unheard of!

Well spotted!

I have no knowledge of her arse thank god!

You're the last person to pick holes with peoples' bike colours Rich.

Here's mine......with about the only pic I've got!

You know the criteria......it must be your bike and it must have been taken this month. If you make a submission and then get a better shot later on.....then just submit the new pic and tag me to delete the first one. This submissions thread will be open from now until 8M Thursday 28th, at which point the voting thread will open! Voting then takes place over two days with the Poll closing 8PM Saturday 30th!

I'm not going to mention Death Camps........I'll be on a hiding to nothing!

Besides the fact I can't get out on the bike, it's not giving a good impression of Spain to my boy and his family. She'll start moaning, the kids will get frustrated with not being able to go out......and that will destabilise the positive start that we've had! I thought things were going too well!

What Bob said!

You can also say ANY Bob Dylan song done by somebody else! I remember when Ferry's version came out in 73.....all us Greasers used to pile in the Westbourne pub! And Thursday night TOTP was on the TV. There were also a load of spaced out Hippies there as well. Anyway this song came on and as it finished one of the Hippies (completely off his head on LSD or some such shit) stood up and said....."Man.....that Brian Ferry really knows what he's singing about". So one of the boys shouted across "Well he's the only fucking one that does then".

I think he's been fairly restrained for a while though........he doesn't seem to have upset anybody recently at least. So it's a start I suppose!

Yesterday you were on about @Mawsley trolling.....now you're trolling Bob! Has everybody here lost their fucking mind?

Big John still gobbing off @Six30

Hope this isn't a Flounce! Mawsley is the only one here who can string a sentence together properly.