XTreme

The Citroen does about 50mpg, and as I've said before, the Beemer is just incredible at 70+ MPG. I've no doubt that on a long trip maintaining around 60mph/100kph it would probably give around 85+ mpg.

€1.60 here for Diesel now!

I've managed to get a direct line of communication with her father and he's willing to talk.

BREAKING from the Pentagon: Nearly 100% of Russia’s army is in Ukraine. And latest reports seem to indicate that their progress has now stalled.

Oh yes you would! What you say @Buckster?

We got another one.... "Неllo аll, guyѕ! I knоw, mу mesѕаgе mаy bе tоo sрecіfiс, Βut my ѕiѕter fоund niсe man һere and tһеy marriеd, ѕо how about mе?! I аm 25 yеarѕ old, Маrgaritа, from Ukrаіne, I knоw Еngliѕһ аnd Germаn languagеѕ аlѕо And... Ι hаve ѕрeсіfіc disеasе, nаmed nуmpһоmaniа. Wһо knоw what is thiѕ, саn understand me (bettеr tо sаy it іmmediately) Аһ уеѕ, I cооk vеry taѕty! аnd I lovе not only cооk ;)) Ιm real gіrl, nоt рrostitute, and lооking for ѕеrіouѕ аnd hоt rеlаtiоnshiр..."

My money's on the Oligarchs!

The bloke's a fucking madman Dave......you can't predict what he'll do next.

Those Oligarchs aren't going to take too kindly to losing all their dosh!

I thought you'd finished work Dave?

He goes into Poland then it kicks off.......but the main battleground will be Eastern Europe! And if he launches nukes they won't be coming where I live.....after all, the place looks like it's been carpet bombed already.

No.....only Polish and English!

I was just about to ask that funnily enough!

That's the plan!

Looks like I'm going to be given the direct contact number of her father! Then I'll speak to him through my translator so there'll be no misunderstandings. However......the fly in the ointment is the fucking lazy bitch has never got the youngest a passprt......and he's 2 on Thursday. And a passport will take 3 weeks to come through.......that's worrying given the situation over there. But.....if worst comes to worst, I've got a guy in Poland (brother of the translator) who can get them out via road because there's no checks into Germany as it's part of the Schengen Area.

Not with her involved it won't!

What Tym said! What you say Bruce?

My boy told me they're facing shortages of food in the shops and fuel there because of the massive influx of Ukrainians.

I gotta do something Caroline......they're 100 miles from a war zone and the thick bitch won't budge. So I plan to swerve her and go direct to her father......because what he says goes with her apparently.

XT600!

There's no official confirmation it was.....but everything pointed to that.