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No.....I need to stop regularly for a piss anyway!

Phone (if it's not needed on the bike), papers (you must carry them at all times), small bottle of water etc.

I've made the momentous decision to finally retire my Summer Jacket from 2001. Cos next week I'll be receiving a new one.......it's got all the external pockets I need, and has a removable thermal lining. So you'll just have to make do with Trolling my boots and my bike now!

And now you're off again?

When you going......cos aren't you still in Tenerife?

Good luck with the KTM Grace!

Weather looks pretty decent here...... .......and I've got a bike available! There's been a pitiful lack of Ride Reports over the last month or so.......despite all the Trolling I've been getting from you bottomfeeders. As you all know, there was a reason I couldn't ride......you lot had no reason. Other than the fact you're a bunch of blowhards of course. Well there's going to be an epic report from me this weekend.......are you going to do the same?

What's the weather like Bob?

I've never dealt with them but I've seen their adverts for years. They always seem to have decent stuff there......and they present them well online.

What Pedro said!

You're part-exing the Himalayan Ray?

Been done......and polished!

@Skippy......how the hell can they ask this money for a 2003 R1150GS? https://motos.coches.net/ocasion/bmw/r_1150_gs_adventure/2004-en-alicante-7817128.htm

Classic......and the B side "Sandman" is another one!

Really, it comes down to Honda and Yamaha now......they've kept innovating and developing new products while the other two have stood still and just kept rehashing the same old shit.

They never have compared to Honda (particularly) or Yamaha. I think it's down to lack of development over many years where they just keep repeating the same models year after year.

Kwaks don't hold their price well......and their market share is diminishing rapidly.

You're not Trolling me as well now Bob?

What Lionel?

How you doing now Scott?